IT Women Identify yourselves - leucetios - 07-14-2004
Which are you most like?
Quote:Deborah was a Catholic girl, she held out to the bitter end.
Carla was a different type, she's the one who put it in.
Mary was a black girl, and I was afraid of a girl like that.
Susan painted pictures sitting down like the Buddhists sat.
Reno was an aimless girl, a geographic memory.
Cathy was a Jesus-freak, she liked that kind of misery.
Vicky had this special way of turning sex into a song.
Camella couldn't sing, kept the beat and kept it strong.
Xylla was an archetype, the voodoo queen, the queen of rap.
Joan thought men were second best to masturbating in the bath.
Sherri was a feminist, she really had that gift of gab.
Kathleen's point of view was this: take whatever you can grab.
Seattle was another girl who left her mark upon the map.
Karen liked to tie me up, and left me hanging by a strap.
Jeannie had this nightclub walk that made grown men feel underage.
Mary Ellen, who had a son and said "I must go, but finally stayed.
Gloria, the last taboo was shattered by her tongue one night.
Mimi brought the taboo back and held it up before the light.
Marilyn, who knew no shame, was never, ever satisfied.
Julie came and went so fast, she didn't even say good-bye.
Well, Rhonda had a house in Venice, lived on brown rice and cocaine.
Patty had a house in Houston, shot cough syrup in her veins.
Linda thought her life was empty, filled it up with alcohol.
Katherine was much too pretty, she didn't do that shit at all.
Pauline thought that love was simple, turn it on and turn it off.
Jean-Marie was complicated, like some French film-maker's plot.
Gina was the perfect lady, always kept her stockings straight.
Jackie was a rich punk-rocker, silver spoon and a paper plate.
Sarah was a modern dancer, lean pristine transparency.
Janet wrote bad poetry in a crazy kind of urgency.
Tanya Turkish liked to fuck while wearing leather biker boots.
Brenda's strange obsession was for certain vegetables and fruits.
Rowena was an artist's daughter, the deeper image shook her up
Dee-dee's mother left her father, took his money and his truck.
Debbie-Ray had no such problems, perfect Norman Rockwell home.
Nina, sixteen, had a baby, left her parents, lived alone.
Bobbie joined a new-wave band, and changed her name to Bobbie-sox.
Eloise, who played guitar, sang songs about whales and cocks.
Terri didn't give a shit, just a nihilist.
Ronnie was much more my style, she wrote songs just like this.
Jezebel went forty days drinking nothing but Perrier.
Dinah drove her Chevrolet into the San Francisco bay.
Judy came from O-hi-o, she's a Scientologist.
Pomerante, here's a kiss, I chose you to end this list.
IT Women Identify yourselves - Banana - 07-14-2004
I'm Brenda.
IT Women Identify yourselves - leucetios - 07-14-2004
Figures
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St0ney - 07-14-2004
Hi. I'm Marilyn Pauline, nice to meetcha!
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Sunny - 07-14-2004
Entirely too long of a read.
I'd have to say Brenda
Cuz, Velvet isn't an option
IT Women Identify yourselves -
fem - 07-14-2004
Camella - I guess - it was hard to find one, but she can't sing and I can't either but I can keep the beat up.
IT Women Identify yourselves -
fem - 07-14-2004
Quote:Originally posted by Sunny@Jul 14 2004, 09:15 PM
Entirely too long of a read.
I'd have to say Brenda
Cuz, Velvet isn't an option
What about Velvet??
IT Women Identify yourselves -
SanDog - 07-15-2004
NAILS!!! Love it.
88 lines about 44 women.
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APB - 07-15-2004
Joan, Marilyn, & Tanya....3 different personalities
IT Women Identify yourselves - mad_hatter - 07-15-2004
on my way over APB, get your boots on
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APB - 07-15-2004
Quote:Originally posted by mad_hatter@Jul 14 2004, 11:02 PM
on my way over APB, get your boots on

Whoa there Hatter, are you bringing your cat fight with you
Or do I get you all to myself?
IT Women Identify yourselves - mad_hatter - 07-15-2004
shhhhhhh I'm trying to be sneaky
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APB - 07-15-2004
Quote:Originally posted by mad_hatter@Jul 14 2004, 11:07 PM
shhhhhhh I'm trying to be sneaky

Ok got ya.....
I'll be waiting with my boots on
IT Women Identify yourselves - mad_hatter - 07-15-2004
boots on masturbating in the tub and never satisfied