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Horoscope 7/14 - leucetios - 07-14-2004

Aquarius
There's travel in your future when your tongue freezes to the back of a
speeding bus Fill that void in your pathetic life by playing Whack-A-Mole seventeen hours a day

Pisces
Try to avoid any Virgos or Leos with the Ebola virus
You are the true Lord of the Dance, no matter what those idiots at work say

Aries
The look on your face will be priceless when you find that forty pound
watermelon in your colon. Trade toothbrushes with an albino dwarf, then give a hickey to Meryl Streep

Taurus
You will never find true happiness - what you gonna do, cry about it?
The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, do a bunch of stuff, and then go
back to sleep

Gemini
Your birthday party will be ruined once again by your explosive flatulence
Your love life will run into trouble when your fiancé hurls a javelin through
your chest

Cancer
The position of Jupiter says you should spend the rest of the week face down in
the mud. Try not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose while taking your driver's test

Leo
Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt and staple it to your boss's
face. Eat a bucket of tuna-flavored pudding, then wash it down with a gallon of
strawberry Quik

Virgo
All Virgos are extremely friendly and intelligent - except for you
Expect a big surprise today when you wind up with your head impaled upon a stick

Libra
A big promotion is just around the corner for someone much more talented than
you. Laughter is the very best medicine, remember that when your appendix bursts next week

Scorpio
Get ready for an unexpected trip when you fall screaming from an open window
Work a little bit harder on improving your low self-esteem, you stupid freak

Sagittarius
All your friends are laughing behind your back (kill them)
Take down all those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine you've got hanging in
your den

Capricorn
The stars say that you're an exciting and wonderful person, but you know
they're lying If I were you, I’d lock my doors and windows and never never never never never leave my house again

Horoscope 7/14 - Suicide Jim - 07-14-2004

how the hell's a water mellon gonna get into my collon?

Horoscope 7/14 - leucetios - 07-14-2004

What you do in your spare time is your business :lmao:

Horoscope 7/14 - Neonranger - 07-14-2004

Virgo
All Virgos are extremely friendly and intelligent - except for you
Expect a big surprise today when you wind up with your head impaled upon a stick


I thought I had a headache brewing

Horoscope 7/14 - newduser - 07-14-2004

Quote:Originally posted by Suicide Jim@Jul 14 2004, 05:19 PM
how the hell's a water mellon gonna get into my collon?
Check with Vitamin E

Horoscope 7/14 - leeman - 07-14-2004

Leo
Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt and staple it to your boss's
face. Eat a bucket of tuna-flavored pudding, then wash it down with a gallon of
strawberry Quik


What the fuck :blink:

Horoscope 7/14 - Neonranger - 07-14-2004

Quote:Originally posted by leeman@Jul 14 2004, 05:53 PM
Leo
Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt and staple it to your boss's
face. Eat a bucket of tuna-flavored pudding, then wash it down with a gallon of
strawberry Quik


What the fuck :blink:
I agree the Strawberry Quik is a bit much. Big Grin

Horoscope 7/14 - Banana - 07-14-2004

Quote:Originally posted by leeman@Jul 14 2004, 10:53 AM
Leo
Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt and staple it to your boss's
face.
I sort of think that there is never a bad time to do that.

Horoscope 7/14 - APB - 07-14-2004

Leo
Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt and staple it to your boss's face. Eat a bucket of tuna-flavored pudding, then wash it down with a gallon of strawberry Quik


Wouldn't give my boss the pleasure of seeing my ass. :angry:

Horoscope 7/14 - DrProcto - 07-14-2004

Quote:Originally posted by APB@Jul 14 2004, 07:28 PM
Wouldn't give my boss the pleasure of seeing my ass. :angry:
I could have my assistant courior pictures over, if that would be helpful.