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Bonkyboy - 07-11-2004
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THE BUSH CONSPIRACY THEORY GENERATOR
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George W. Bush gave Iraq reconstruction contracts to his friends so that oil companies, Ann Coulter, the Jews, Republicans, and gun owners could kill Iraqis.
George W. Bush lowered taxes so that SUV owners and Ann Coulter could steal from transgendered people.