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Humorscope for 7/08 - leucetios - 07-08-2004
Aries (March 21 - April 19)
Good day to make a nice pot of gruel. Isn't it strange, how difficult it is these days to find gruel on the menu at restaurants? Perhaps you should start your own restaurant (e.g. The Gruel Pot) to rectify that situation.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) A moth the size of a Boeing 747 will erupt from a nearby hillside today, and go off to help a huge semi-aquatic rubbery dinosaur fight off an alien attack. So what are you doing to help?
Gemini (May 21 - June 20) You'll go out to dinner with a new person, soon. Remember the advice of my old Uncle Stonebender, though: "It's fine if someone eats like a bird, as long as they don't have kids."
Cancer (June 21 - July 22) You will try to alleviate the boredom you feel by making something creative with twine. Fortunately, it will work, but you'll need a lot of twine.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) A huge spacecraft will hover over your dwelling structure today, and secretly analyze you down to the last parasitic microbe in your epidermal layers. They will be on the point of making contact with humans, and offering us technology to cure all illness, let us live indefinately while looking like healthy 20-year-olds, and give us the ability to travel interstellar distances in an eyeblink...when they spot you making something with SPAM. After a bit of horrified bleeping at each other, they will zoom off, never to return.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) That rash should clear up soon, Bob. Oh stop worrying. I won't tell anyone.
Libra (September 22 - October 22) In a savage reaction against what you view as New Age Wooly-Mindedness, you will write a best-selling book titled I'm Ok, You're A Twerp. Later, people will often regard you as having "defined" the current decade.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) You will spend today in a state of mild anxiety. Probably Ohio.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) Arachnids will be especially troublesome today. Chances are only fair that you will make it through the day without tangling with one or more giant Amazonian tarantulas. Keep a stick within reach, is my advice. A big stick.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 20) Beware of bubonic plague today. Other than that, things will be fairly normal.
Aquarius (January 21 - February 18) You will discover that by simply wearing a large amulet made of bones and feathers, and by carrying a blowgun, you can usually get a seat on public transportation, no matter how crowded it gets.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) Someone will attempt to get you to stay in one place today, by telling you that you are surrounded by 100 black poisonous snakes (which are invisible). You will make a daring escape, despite the risk involved.
Humorscope for 7/08 - APB - 07-08-2004
Leo (July 23 - August 22) A huge spacecraft will hover over your dwelling structure today, and secretly analyze you down to the last parasitic microbe in your epidermal layers. They will be on the point of making contact with humans, and offering us technology to cure all illness, let us live indefinately while looking like healthy 20-year-olds, and give us the ability to travel interstellar distances in an eyeblink...when they spot you making something with SPAM. After a bit of horrified bleeping at each other, they will zoom off, never to return.
Humorscope for 7/08 - Velvet - 07-08-2004
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) Arachnids will be especially troublesome today. Chances are only fair that you will make it through the day without tangling with one or more giant Amazonian tarantulas. Keep a stick within reach, is my advice. A big stick
A big stick wouldnt be the best Idea right now :lol:
Humorscope for 7/08 - leucetios - 07-08-2004
Way to go APB
Humorscope for 7/08 - APB - 07-08-2004
Quote:Originally posted by leucetios@Jul 8 2004, 09:17 PMYeah thats me always scaring people off
Way to go APB
Humorscope for 7/08 - leucetios - 07-08-2004
Cook with Spam and what do you expect?
Humorscope for 7/08 - Suicide Jim - 07-08-2004
but i don't like grule and am having trouble finding a good recapie (sp)
Humorscope for 7/08 - APB - 07-08-2004
Space
People
Ass
Meat
They don't want to become ass meat is what it is.
Humorscope for 7/08 - leucetios - 07-08-2004
:o
All of a sudden I am glad I've never had SPAM
Humorscope for 7/08 - Suicide Jim - 07-08-2004
it's not that bad, you just need to slice it thin then cook it on a frying pan for a bit.
Humorscope for 7/08 - Devious - 07-08-2004
Fuck the snakes~~~!!!!!
Humorscope for 7/08 - leucetios - 07-08-2004
Careful Dev.. they're poisonous
Humorscope for 7/08 - Devious - 07-08-2004
damn I just noticed that they are invisible. Now I'm screwed
Humorscope for 7/08 - leucetios - 07-08-2004
you should probably stay in one spot
Humorscope for 7/08 - Devious - 07-08-2004
but I will escape