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Deep Thoughts - TyrionXavier - 07-08-2004
As the evening sky faded from a salmon color to a sort of flint gray, I thought back to the salmon I caught that morning, and how gray he was, and how I named him Flint.
Deep Thoughts - mad_hatter - 07-08-2004
Who knew Ty was really Jack Handy?
Here's some more:
If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.
Laurie got offended that I used the word "puke." But to me, that's what her dinner tasted like.
We used to laugh at Grandpa when he'd head off and go fishing. But we wouldn't be laughing that evening when he'd come back with some whore he picked up in town.
I wish a robot would get elected president. That way, when he came to town, we could all take a shot at him and not feel too bad.
The crows seemed to be calling his name, thought Caw.
When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not, mmmmmmm, boy.
Whether they find a life there or not, I think Jupiter should be called an enemy planet.
Deep Thoughts - TyrionXavier - 07-08-2004
Yep, and I'll still be posting one a day for the next 5 or 6 weeks.
Deep Thoughts - leucetios - 07-08-2004
I'd seen some of them before. They're pretty funny. What I want to know is who the hell is Jack Handy?
Deep Thoughts - TyrionXavier - 07-08-2004
It was a skit that used to play on Saturday Night Live.
Deep Thoughts - Devious - 07-08-2004
Quote:We used to laugh at Grandpa when he'd head off and go fishing. But we wouldn't be laughing that evening when he'd come back with some whore he picked up in town.That's some funny shit!!!!!