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My love story. - minorthreat - 06-30-2004
I used to have sex with this girl in my hometown from time to time. I was 20 years old, living back home with my parents at my first failed attempt at college. Well, the female situation in a town of 500 people is basically slim to none. I ended up hooking up with this girl who was 3 years my senior and had just broken off an engagement. The sex was alright at best, not really her fault but we were usually pretty drunk when we would get together so I would often pass out in the middle of it and wake up while she would still be going to town. Anyway, she was a little heavier since high school but like I said, there wasn't much around. As any guy knows, heavier chicks can suck start a Harley. I used to get blowjobs from her constantly. She knew that I would have to end up having sex with her. This stuff happened for about a month. My last night was the most memorable with her.
We started with a group of us going to the bar. it was her younger sisters B-day, who is actually my age. Any way at the end of the night we go to her parents house to let everyone out. My girl grabs me before I leave and shoves me against the car and blows me for about 15 minutes. She knows that I can't resist doing her then. So she pulls down her pants, PULLS OUT HER TAMPON, and throws it in the yard. I did her right in front of her parents front door. Incredible.
My love story. - VitaminE - 06-30-2004
you should write Hallmark cards
My love story. - lad - 06-30-2004
:lol: :lol: lmao
that was a very touching story MT :lmao:
My love story. - APB - 06-30-2004
Your story has touched my heart now go tell it to someone who gives a shit...
:p
My love story. - newduser - 06-30-2004
It's easy to score when the other team pulls the goalie.
My love story. - Velvet - 06-30-2004
You had me until the Tampon ewwwww
My love story. - SanDog - 06-30-2004
You guys missed all the pertinent points.
How many failed college attempts have you so far? Are you going to keep trying?
Don't you still live at home?
My love story. - Banana - 06-30-2004
Quote:Originally posted by VitaminE@Jun 29 2004, 11:00 PMFirst
you should write Hallmark cards
:o :lmao: to minorthreat for this story. It was fantastic! You can't make that shit up, and if you did, I would suggest to have some pride. Second :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: to Vitamin E!
My love story. - Suicide Jim - 06-30-2004
it was all sounding like a nice night until the tampon part but i guess it happening in font of her parents house is a plus.
My love story. - CodeWarrior - 06-30-2004
Amazing, if you have any other gems like this, please, by all means, keep them to yourself.
My love story. - Mech - 06-30-2004
Dog shit has intrigued me more...
My love story. - minorthreat - 08-29-2005
Can I bring this one around again?
My love story. - FrEaK - 08-29-2005
I feel dirty.
My love story. - minorthreat - 08-29-2005
FrEaK Wrote:I feel dirty.
Sorry, I didn't want to do it, but I had to.
My love story. - Blueeyedwoman - 08-29-2005
minorthreat Wrote:Sorry, I didn't want to do it, but I had to.
Oh god, why?
My love story. - minorthreat - 08-29-2005
Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Oh god, why?
It was a weak time for me.
My love story. - Blueeyedwoman - 08-29-2005
minorthreat Wrote:It was a weak time for me.
Apparently so.
My love story. - minorthreat - 08-29-2005
Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Apparently so.
Maybe you missed this part?
minorthreat Wrote:suck start a Harley.
My love story. - ladymisskier - 08-29-2005
Oh my god. I you were my son I would abort you.
My love story. - minorthreat - 08-29-2005
ladymisskier Wrote:Oh my god. I you were my son I would abort you.
If you were my Dad, I would do it myself.