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Friday Morning Chuckle - Pusher - 06-11-2004
Did you hear that Ray Charles died?
yeah, he didn't see it coming.
Why can't Ray Charles read?
because he is dead
:lmao: :lmao: :lmf: :lmao: :lmao:
:fuck:
Friday Morning Chuckle - leeman - 06-11-2004
LMAO good one ...
My turn...
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?
"Not according to Dad."
Friday Morning Chuckle - Velvet - 06-11-2004
:lmao: @ them all
Friday Morning Chuckle - leeman - 06-11-2004
Well another one... Common ppl you have short funnies to ...
Post them.
Q: Why do women have arms?
A: Have you any idea how long it would
take to LICK a bathroom clean?
Friday Morning Chuckle - mikeee - 06-11-2004
my buddy asked me yesterday if me and the wife speak after sex i replied if theres a phone around sure.
Friday Morning Chuckle - leeman - 06-11-2004
Quote:Originally posted by mikeee@Jun 11 2004, 03:00 PMLMAO .... :lmf:
my buddy asked me yesterday if me and the wife speak after sex i replied if theres a phone around sure.
Mikee don't you have a mobilephone ...???
Friday Morning Chuckle - War - 06-11-2004
lol. nice way to start my morning.
Friday Morning Chuckle - Pusher - 06-11-2004
What do you call a woman that sleeps with everyone?
A Slut!!!
What do you call a woman that sleeps with everyone....but you?
A BITCH!!!!
:lmao: :lmao:
Friday Morning Chuckle - leeman - 06-11-2004
So the elephant says to the naked man . . .
"You breathe through that little thing?"
Friday Morning Chuckle - Sassy - 06-11-2004
Quote: So the elephant says to the naked man . . .Come on. What is your real name? Thanks for the information:
"You breathe through that little thing?"
Undefined said I breathe through that little thing.
Friday Morning Chuckle - SanDog - 06-12-2004
Why do women wear make-up and perfume?
Because they are ugly and they stink.
A stripper told me that in Vegas. Laughed my ass off.
Friday Morning Chuckle - Banana - 06-12-2004
Ahem.
What do you call the area between your grandmother's breasts?
Her cunt.
Friday Morning Chuckle - Devious - 06-12-2004
Quote:Originally posted by iamabanana@Jun 11 2004, 10:07 PM:o
Ahem.
[b]What do you call the area between your grandmother's breasts?
Her cunt. [/b]
Friday Morning Chuckle - Banana - 06-12-2004
Ya, that was bad. How about these?
Q: How do you circumcise a redneck?
A: Kick his sister in the chin.
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Q: How do you stop a dog from humping your leg??
A: Pick him up and suck his dick
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Gerald Ford said, "What do we do?"
George Bush said, "Man the lifeboats!"
Jimmy Carter said, "Women and children first."
Richard Nixon said, "Screw the women and children."
Bill Clinton said, "Do you think we have time?