How to beat a speeding ticket - Printable Version

+- InsaneTrain Forums (https://insanetrain.com)
+-- Forum: General (https://insanetrain.com/forumdisplay.php?fid=4)
+--- Forum: General Forum (https://insanetrain.com/forumdisplay.php?fid=8)
+--- Thread: How to beat a speeding ticket (/showthread.php?tid=5735)

---

How to beat a speeding ticket - Devious - 05-28-2004

How to Beat a Speeding Ticket
A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he's topping 100 mph. He eventually realizes he can't escape and finally pulls over.

The cop approaches the car and says, "It's been a long day and my tour is almost over, so if you can give me a good excuse for your behavior, I'll let you go."

The guy thinks for a few seconds and then says, "My wife ran away with a cop about a week ago. I thought you might be that officer trying to give her back!"

---

How to beat a speeding ticket - Devious - 05-28-2004

Yes this is in the wrong forum and yes it's stupid but I had to post it for reasons.

---

How to beat a speeding ticket - leeman - 05-28-2004

LMAO That was a fun one ....


I would have driven so fast if it was true ....

---