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Cowboy Honeymoon - Hambone - 05-26-2004

One day a young cowboy and cowgirl decided to get married. He was a man of
the world. She was an innocent bride with no experience. After the wedding
they left for their honeymoon. While driving down the road, the new bride
sees two cows having sex. The new bride asks, "What are them cows up to, honey?" The husband, a bit flustered, answers, "Why can't you see? Them cows,
they're roping!" She replies, "Oh, I see!" After a few more hours of
driving they pass two horses having sex. Again the bride asks, "What are them horses doing, honey?" The husband answers again, "Them horses, they're roping!" She replies, "Oh, I see!" Finally they arrive at their hotel. The couple washed up and started to get ready for bed. When they got in the bed, they start to explore each other's bodies. Things are going along fine until the bride
Discovers her husband's penis. "Oh my!" she cries: "What is that?" Well,
darlin'" he chuckles proudly: "That's ma' rope!" She slides her hands down
further and gasps, "Oh my goodness! What are those?" she asks. "Honey,
those're my knots!" he answers Finally the couple begins to make love. After
several minutes the bride says, "Stop honey, wait a minute! Her husband, panting
a little, asks: What's the matter honey, am I hurting you?" No," the bride
replies, "undo them damn knots, I need more rope!"

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Cowboy Honeymoon - Suicide Jim - 05-26-2004

old school burn.

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Cowboy Honeymoon - Undeadcannibal - 05-27-2004

i should find a way to make that into an insult.

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Cowboy Honeymoon - Suicide Jim - 05-28-2004

i think of a way sooner or later.

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