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Man Facts - Velvet - 05-22-2004
Facts of Men
Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?
A. Shoot him again.
Q. How can you tell when a man is well-hung?
A. When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck & the noose.
Q. Why do little boys whine?
A. Because they're practicing to be men.
Q. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. One - he just holds it up there & waits for the world to revolve around him. -- OR -- Three - one to screw in the bulb, two to listen to him brag about the screwing part.
Q. What do you call a handcuffed man?
A. Trustworthy.
Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A. You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
Q. Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg?
A. Because not one will stop and ask directions.
Q. Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
A. To stop the snoring before it starts.
Q: Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?
A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
Q: What is the difference between men and women.
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need; A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
Q: How does a man keep his youth?
A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"
Man Facts - retiredroadie - 05-22-2004
All right.... <_<
Man Facts - diabolik - 05-23-2004
How do you satisfy a Woman?
Who Cares.
Why did God invent women?
Not everyone suffers from Piles.
Why did God put the inlet so close to the exhaust?
Just to remind us it takes a small slip of the tongue to be in the shit.
And last but not least...How do you argue with someone that asks you a question ...answers it for you ...and then tells you your wrong??
:lmf: :lmf: :lmf: :lmf:
Man Facts - Suicide Jim - 05-23-2004
here's one that undead told me and very well may get me killed.
"how are a pregnant woman and a slinky alike"
"they both need to be pushed down the stairs"
Man Facts - Hambone - 05-23-2004
Velvet you asked for it!
Man Facts - Velvet - 05-24-2004
Hey just because I post them dont mean I think them .. I just like to watch your reactions :p