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Men die first because they want to - Bonkyboy - 05-20-2004

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat
race...you're a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework...you're a pansy.

If you work too hard...there's never any time for her.
If you don't work enough...you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay...this is exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay.....you should get off
your lazy behind and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her.....that is favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you......it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks......it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet..........it's male indifference.

If you cry............you're a wimp.
If you don't........you're an insensitive bastard.

If you make a decision without consulting her.........you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you......she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy....... that's domination.
If SHE asks you.........it's a favor.

If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear......you're a pervert.
If you don't..............you're gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape..............you're sexist.
If you don't................you're unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in shape................you're vain.
If you don't................you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers.............you're after something.
If you don't....................you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements........ you're full of yourself.
If you don't....................you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache............she's tired.
If you have a headache.............you don't love her anymore.

If you want it too often.........you're oversexed.
If you don't..........there must be someone else.


Men die first because they want to - Abu Abaal - 05-20-2004

I have read many of your writing on thees board. You our are friend. We welcome you with open arms. Big Grin


Men die first because they want to - bdic - 05-20-2004

Quote:Originally posted by Abu Abaal@May 20 2004, 10:26 AM
I have read many of your writing on thees board. You our are friend. We welcome you with open arms. Big Grin
What the fuck is going on here? Is this palce turning in to TOT-West?


Men die first because they want to - leeman - 05-20-2004

Quote:Originally posted by bdic+May 20 2004, 04:30 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(bdic @ May 20 2004, 04:30 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-Abu Abaal@May 20 2004, 10:26 AM
I have read many of your writing on thees board. You our are friend. We welcome you with open arms. Big Grin
What the fuck is going on here? Is this palce turning in to TOT-West? [/b][/quote]
I don't have a fukkin clue ...

Do your stuff and find out ..........


Men die first because they want to - Abu Abaal - 05-20-2004

Quote:Originally posted by bdic+May 20 2004, 04:30 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(bdic @ May 20 2004, 04:30 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-Abu Abaal@May 20 2004, 10:26 AM
I have read many of your writing on thees board. You our are friend. We welcome you with open arms. Big Grin
What the fuck is going on here? Is this palce turning in to TOT-West? [/b][/quote]
Careful my american friend. Your death will be hailed by thousands in the homeland of Abu Dhabi.


Men die first because they want to - halfasleep - 05-20-2004

As American Prophet Johnny Carson of the great god NBC use to say...


"May the fleas of a thousand camel infect your armpits."


Men die first because they want to - Abu Abaal - 05-20-2004

Quote:Originally posted by halfasleep@May 20 2004, 04:39 PM
As American Prophet Johnny Carson of the great god NBC use to say...


"May the fleas of a thousand camel infect your armpits."
Ahhhhhhh I see you are one of the few wise american scum. As you can see in my picture, I lay with the camels. They are my friend. Big Grin


Men die first because they want to - halfasleep - 05-20-2004

Quote:Originally posted by Abu Abaal+May 20 2004, 10:43 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Abu Abaal @ May 20 2004, 10:43 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-halfasleep@May 20 2004, 04:39 PM
As American Prophet Johnny Carson of the great god NBC use to say...


"May the fleas of a thousand camel infect your armpits."
Ahhhhhhh I see you are one of the few wise american scum. As you can see in my picture, I lay with the camels. They are my friend. Big Grin [/b][/quote]
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:



In many ways....




:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:


Men die first because they want to - bdic - 05-20-2004

Shit troll after shit troll after shit troll. Don't make me bust out my Sheep troll, or my Resourceful Sak troll, or my JEZEBEL_JUNK troll.


Men die first because they want to - Abu Abaal - 05-20-2004

Quote:Originally posted by bdic@May 20 2004, 04:47 PM
Shit troll after shit troll after shit troll.&nbsp; Don't make me bust out my Sheep troll, or my Resourceful Sak troll, or my JEZEBEL_JUNK troll.
ees only a matter of time before we hunt you down american pig.


Men die first because they want to - Undeadcannibal - 05-20-2004

I have decided to become a man's rights activist.


Men die first because they want to - Velvet - 05-21-2004

Its becoming embarrassing to be female .. my change my name to frank or something Sad


Men die first because they want to - halfasleep - 05-21-2004

Quote:Originally posted by velvet@May 20 2004, 05:08 PM
Its becoming embarrassing to be female .. my change my name to frank or something Sad
Hey, Velvet, your sig is correct. It saids it all.


Men die first because they want to - Velvet - 05-21-2004

yeah thats why I put it there half .. because its so true in most cases . Its real bad to have to say that as well but i see so much these days and its just wrong Sad