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At teh docs .... - leeman - 07-19-2010

I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive
lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age. A little concerned
about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to
be 80?'

He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?
''Oh no,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'


Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?'
I said, 'No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'

Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, boating, sporting events or picnics?
'No, I don't,' I said.

He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or go to wild parties?
'No,' I said.

He looked at me and said, 'Then, why do you even give a shit?'

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At teh docs .... - spunky - 07-20-2010

i only read till the second paragraph, then i knew it couldn't be you...

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At teh docs .... - leeman - 07-20-2010

I don't smoke .................

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At teh docs .... - BIRD33 - 07-20-2010

[video=youtube;hEep5BrexT0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEep5BrexT0&feature=player_embedded[/video]

If you don't laugh at the end of this video I don't want to know you.

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At teh docs .... - Anhil8tor - 07-20-2010

How did they know the donkey was terrified?

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At teh docs .... - BIRD33 - 07-20-2010

Think how lucky that donkey was.Its like 80 bucks to ride one of those parasail things.

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At teh docs .... - Anhil8tor - 07-20-2010

I wonder if he has ever been a part of a donkey show?

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At teh docs .... - BIRD33 - 07-20-2010

If it has its living better than me.

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At teh docs .... - Anhil8tor - 07-20-2010

I've emailed that to 10 friends.

I'm curious to see which respond...

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