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Craigslist in Atlanta.... - Anhil8tor - 05-28-2010

You aren't looking for them, but I found your two dogs
Date: 2010-02-18, 4:42PM EST

Sigh. No one is looking for these guys. And I see why.

They hump everything in sight, try to dominate our old doggies, try to eat our cats and pee on everything and bark at everything. Neurotic, lick constantly. They know no commands, either in English or Spanish. They are aggressive and most likely lived in a puppy mill.

You dumped them, probably, and we picked them up before they were killed by traffic. Unneutered, no tags, two small males under a year old.

I hate you, person who dumped these dogs.

There are no lost ads on phone poles, no lost ad on Craig's list, no lost ad in the paper.

We put signs up all over, put a found notice in at the local pounds. If you were looking for these filthy little ragamuffins, you would have found them.

We are afraid to take them to the pound because under stress, your dogs were snappy and horribly afraid, and dogs are judged by temperament for adoption placement. They would not have passed that test.

However...

They are, under their filth, mats and horrible habits, adorable.

They have learned "Quiet," "Come," "Sit."

They have stopped being so neurotic and we have broken most of their bad habits in just a few days.

They are smart and sweet and are looking for guidance and WANT to be good little dogs.

One is a purebred little white and buff guy with an under bite, the other is a brown little dog that looks almost exactly like a miniature version of a larger breed dog. They know each other and were obviously (by the same bad habits) raised (poorly) together.

We will get them neutered, train them and get them into a good, loving home with people who use the brains God gave them.

If these are your dogs, come on by. Not so you can have them back. So I can kick your ass.

* Location: Atlanta

Craigslist in Atlanta.... - bam - 05-28-2010

Niiiice

Craigslist in Atlanta.... - BIRD33 - 05-28-2010

I played golf at a customers country club with a few contractors on Wednesday.My customer is about my age and is a decent guy but his shit doesnt stink.Anyway he's trying to impress me and these other guys by taking us out at his club.Nice place with a tough course but I've seen better.So we get out there and I ask him whats the best he's shot there and he says a 93.He tells me breaking 100 there is tough.This guy played D 1 football so he thinks he's this great athlete.

First hole dog leg left I bomb a drive to 150 out.My ball is literally on the yardage marker.I hit up to within 12 feet and par it.Good start.Next hole 200 yard par 3, par it.Bogey the next and double bogey the 600 yard par 5 after that.Par 3 165 yards over a ravine.Stick the green and then drop a 35 foot bomb for birdie.Par the next hole easy.Double bogey and bogey the next two.9th hole is a long par 5 down hill.Par it and my cart mate who was one of the contractors fucking eagles it.Needless to say our cart won the front nine.43 on the front for me.

Guy who's club it is say's "BIRD, your playing the round of your life." Me-"Not really".

Anyway I get two more pars early on the back but I start to slow down a little once we hit 14.It was 93 degrees and I was sweating buckets.Hard to hold onto the club.Here comes the crux of the story.

Like I said were playing for money between carts and we are already up 3 holes on the back.13 is a par 3 up hill over a trap about 165 out.My customer is not playing great and is getting frustrated.He finally hits a decent shot to within 15 feet.I pure an 8 iron to within 10 and par it which pushes the hole.He's not happy.Next hole I lose my drive way right into some tree's.I hear it hit and think its findable.I get over there and we all look and can't find it.I take the penalty stroke and end up with a 7.Once on the green my customer putts up and takes a 6.I'm close to the hole so being courteous I pick his ball out of the hole for him.I look at it and its my ball.A titleist with my company logo and everything.This guy was playing a Pinnacle.I flip it back to him and kind of give him a look.He comes over as I'm heading to the next hole and says real quietly "Dude I think I played your ball by accident".I play dumb and say "really?".He asks what we should do as far as my score and which cart won the hole.I say whatever you think.The fucking asshole doesnt change a thing.He doesnt get hit with a penalty stroke for playing the wrong ball and I still take a 7 plus our cart still loses the hole.Total crap.

Any other circumstance I'd call a guy out but I'm all business.We still win the money on the cart bets by a mile.I end up with a 50 on the back which in reality was a 47 and a 93 overall which tied this guys best score ever at his own club.Should have been a 90 or maybe lower.I would have loved to break 90 at this guys club before he did.

He called me the next morning and apologized.

Craigslist in Atlanta.... - JCW - 05-28-2010

I dunno if I'd have the patience to undo years of terrible dog-rearing. I'm not even convinced dogs can "change" once they've been raised a certain way. Super awesome of these people to try to rehab them instead of sentencing them to death at the shelter though...

Craigslist in Atlanta.... - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 05-28-2010

BIRD33 Wrote:I played golf at a customers country club with a few contractors on Wednesday.My customer is about my age and is a decent guy but his shit doesnt stink.Anyway he's trying to impress me and these other guys by taking us out at his club.Nice place with a tough course but I've seen better.So we get out there and I ask him whats the best he's shot there and he says a 93.He tells me breaking 100 there is tough.This guy played D 1 football so he thinks he's this great athlete.

First hole dog leg left I bomb a drive to 150 out.My ball is literally on the yardage marker.I hit up to within 12 feet and par it.Good start.Next hole 200 yard par 3, par it.Bogey the next and double bogey the 600 yard par 5 after that.Par 3 165 yards over a ravine.Stick the green and then drop a 35 foot bomb for birdie.Par the next hole easy.Double bogey and bogey the next two.9th hole is a long par 5 down hill.Par it and my cart mate who was one of the contractors fucking eagles it.Needless to say our cart won the front nine.43 on the front for me.

Guy who's club it is say's "BIRD, your playing the round of your life." Me-"Not really".

Anyway I get two more pars early on the back but I start to slow down a little once we hit 14.It was 93 degrees and I was sweating buckets.Hard to hold onto the club.Here comes the crux of the story.

Like I said were playing for money between carts and we are already up 3 holes on the back.13 is a par 3 up hill over a trap about 165 out.My customer is not playing great and is getting frustrated.He finally hits a decent shot to within 15 feet.I pure an 8 iron to within 10 and par it which pushes the hole.He's not happy.Next hole I lose my drive way right into some tree's.I hear it hit and think its findable.I get over there and we all look and can't find it.I take the penalty stroke and end up with a 7.Once on the green my customer putts up and takes a 6.I'm close to the hole so being courteous I pick his ball out of the hole for him.I look at it and its my ball.A titleist with my company logo and everything.This guy was playing a Pinnacle.I flip it back to him and kind of give him a look.He comes over as I'm heading to the next hole and says real quietly "Dude I think I played your ball by accident".I play dumb and say "really?".He asks what we should do as far as my score and which cart won the hole.I say whatever you think.The fucking asshole doesnt change a thing.He doesnt get hit with a penalty stroke for playing the wrong ball and I still take a 7 plus our cart still loses the hole.Total crap.

Any other circumstance I'd call a guy out but I'm all business.We still win the money on the cart bets by a mile.I end up with a 50 on the back which in reality was a 47 and a 93 overall which tied this guys best score ever at his own club.Should have been a 90 or maybe lower.I would have loved to break 90 at this guys club before he did.

He called me the next morning and apologized.

what a dick.

The biggest dick move I have ever been part of in golf happened during a contractor tournament. Some barricade company put it on and we are playing in groups of 4. Its a scramble. Anyway, as typical they have some long drive holes and some closest to the pin holes. The closest to the pin hole was a pot that everyone put in $20 each before we start. So its a huge pot, like $2,000 or so. It was a shotgun start, so I don't get to that hole until almost the end of the round.

I don't normally win closest to the pin, but I landed a crazy shot, about 4 feet from the cup. I bet the marker on the green by several feet.

So I move the marker and put my name down. I know there are only 3 more groups behind us.

On the next tee, we are having to wait, so we are just kind of casually watching the group behind us. I new a few of the guys in the group. Anyway, we see them putting from the fringe just off the green and some one commented about how bad they must be doing to not have a ball on the green on a par 3.

Anyway we get to the clubhouse and I check the closest to the hole marker when it comes in and one of the fucking guys in the group behind me has his name on there. Now I'm thinking he is just fucking with me, so I lay low. I have a few guys telling me to say something, but I think it will all come out when they give out awards. Nope. They announce it, the dude goes up there and gets the money and takes a picture. So I leave, but there are a lot of guys buzzing about it and they are all wanting me to say something. I take the high road and leave.

The next day 3 guys, 2 VP's from that barricade come by my office to apologize and give me the money. Turns out it was a guy that works for them, and he was fired over it. They said he had just been drinking and it started as a joke and then he never stepped up and admitted it.

Craigslist in Atlanta.... - BIRD33 - 05-28-2010

Thats pretty ballsy of the guy.Its not like a new 5 wood or something less expensive was on the line.

I was at an outing in Jersey once and the group that won got straight up booed off the stage because nobody believed they had the winning score.It was ugly.I've played with the guys who won and they do cheat.Miss a 10 foot birdie putt and they still put the team down for the bird.

Craigslist in Atlanta.... - WoolyGoat - 05-28-2010

you two should fuck those dudes' sisters. or mothers. or something.

Craigslist in Atlanta.... - leeman - 05-28-2010

WoolyGoat Wrote:you two should fuck those dudes' sisters. or mothers. or something.

UR insinuating that the Coco and Bush son have an gene that will spawn their genes ???

Craigslist in Atlanta.... - WoolyGoat - 05-28-2010

that post looks like it was co-authored by ntype, sassy, and some pain pills.

Craigslist in Atlanta.... - leeman - 05-28-2010

WoolyGoat Wrote:that post looks like it was co-authored by ntype, sassy, and some pain pills.

Gets it.....




Or ....

Craigslist in Atlanta.... - Father Juan - 05-29-2010

Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:what a dick.

The biggest dick move I have ever been part of in golf happened during a contractor tournament. Some barricade company put it on and we are playing in groups of 4. Its a scramble. Anyway, as typical they have some long drive holes and some closest to the pin holes. The closest to the pin hole was a pot that everyone put in $20 each before we start. So its a huge pot, like $2,000 or so. It was a shotgun start, so I don't get to that hole until almost the end of the round.

I don't normally win closest to the pin, but I landed a crazy shot, about 4 feet from the cup. I bet the marker on the green by several feet.

So I move the marker and put my name down. I know there are only 3 more groups behind us.

On the next tee, we are having to wait, so we are just kind of casually watching the group behind us. I new a few of the guys in the group. Anyway, we see them putting from the fringe just off the green and some one commented about how bad they must be doing to not have a ball on the green on a par 3.

Anyway we get to the clubhouse and I check the closest to the hole marker when it comes in and one of the fucking guys in the group behind me has his name on there. Now I'm thinking he is just fucking with me, so I lay low. I have a few guys telling me to say something, but I think it will all come out when they give out awards. Nope. They announce it, the dude goes up there and gets the money and takes a picture. So I leave, but there are a lot of guys buzzing about it and they are all wanting me to say something. I take the high road and leave.

The next day 3 guys, 2 VP's from that barricade come by my office to apologize and give me the money. Turns out it was a guy that works for them, and he was fired over it. They said he had just been drinking and it started as a joke and then he never stepped up and admitted it.

Playing in a tournament for Toyota on a little executive course I was closest to pin by a longshot. I was told that I couldn't win because I didn't work for the company. I asked for my entry money back since I wasn't going to be able to compete and caused a big stink. My old lady was a little pissed.

Craigslist in Atlanta.... - BIRD33 - 06-03-2010

Someone turned me on to this and its pretty fascinating how much you face book queers share with each other.You type in a phrase like "I got fired today" and it returns all the most recent facebook posts.I tried to find 8 by typing "I'm not racist but...." but couldnt narrow it down to him there were so many results.

http://youropenbook.org/?q=got+fired+today&gender=any

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