A retarded girl wouldn't leave me alone. -
SporK - 05-12-2010
I had to go to an event today where the hosts have a genuine retard for a daughter. Not one of those every day retarded bitches I fuck, but one of those clinically retarded special shoes wearing whores. She was about 6'1 200lbs.
She followed me around for about 15 minutes asking me all sorts of idiotic questions. At first it was amusing. I asked her to spit shine my shoes. She oblidged as I sat in a recliner, in a living room full of about 20 or so people. She was on her hands and knees polishing my shoes with one of her fathers ties. I laughed. No one else did.
I was asked to leave....so I did but not before grabbing a bottle of vodka and walking out of the house with it. The retarded girls father chased me out into his driveway and demanded I return the stolen vodka. I said what vodka. He started cursing at me and I think he was planning on hitting me but I threw his vodka into the neighbors bushes and got into my car. The retarded girl then ran out of the house yelling "SPIT SHINE SHOES". I drove away.
This was the worst funeral I've ever went to. Not one hot bitch at the wake.
-SporK
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Blondie - 05-12-2010
I had no idea you and squirt were in the same state.
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Token - 05-12-2010
When did he say he didn't go out of state for the event? Reading comprehension is a skill you need to work on.
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Anhil8tor - 05-12-2010
Someone make it stop. Please. If you ignore it... it will go away.
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JCW - 05-12-2010
Sadly 8, no, no it won't. Blondie does not stop until you are
forced to ban her. Or she has a complete melt and asks to be deleted.
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snarg - 05-12-2010
JCW Wrote:Sadly 8, no, no it won't. Blondie does not stop until you are forced to ban her. Or she has a complete melt and asks to be deleted.
when she asks this time, there will be no hesitation
put it in the bank
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BIRD33 - 05-13-2010
snarg Wrote:when she asks this time, there will be no hesitation
put it in the bank
Snarg tough guy.Fear snarg.
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Blondie - 05-13-2010
JCW Wrote:Sadly 8, no, no it won't. Blondie does not stop until you are forced to ban her. Or she has a complete melt and asks to be deleted.
She's FORCED to accept the stalker or be banned.
Nice work.
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Blondie - 05-13-2010
Token Wrote:When did he say he didn't go out of state for the event? Reading comprehension is a skill you need to work on.
He just didn't seem like the homley Kansas girl type but I could be wrong.