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TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR AMISH TEEN IS IN TROUBLE - halfasleep - 05-10-2004
TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR AMISH TEEN IS IN TROUBLE
10. Sometimes stays in bed till after 5:00AM.
9. In his sock drawer, you find pictures of women without
bonnets.
8. Shows up at barn raisings in full "Kiss" makeup.
7. When you criticize him, he yells, "Thou sucketh!"
6. His name is Jebediah, but he goes by "Jeb Daddy."
5. Defiantly says, "If I had a radio, I'd listen to rap!"
4. You come upon his secret stash of colorful socks.
3. Uses slang expression: "Talk to the hand, cause the beard
ain't listening."
2. Was recently pulled over for "driving under the influence
of cottage cheese."
1. He's wearing his big black hat backwards!
TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR AMISH TEEN IS IN TROUBLE - WickedKizzy - 05-10-2004
Quote:Originally posted by halfasleep@May 10 2004, 06:30 PM:lmao:
2. Was recently pulled over for "driving under the influence
of cottage cheese."
TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR AMISH TEEN IS IN TROUBLE - Velvet - 05-11-2004
Love them all half :lmao: :lmao:
TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR AMISH TEEN IS IN TROUBLE - Undeadcannibal - 05-13-2004
beautiful, truly beautiful.
TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR AMISH TEEN IS IN TROUBLE - leucetios - 05-13-2004
:lmao: "Jeb Daddy" is awesome
TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR AMISH TEEN IS IN TROUBLE - halfasleep - 05-14-2004
"In his sock drawer, you find pictures of women without
bonnets."
...is my particular favorite!!! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Here's "Jeb Daddy" leading others astray.... :| !!!!
TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR AMISH TEEN IS IN TROUBLE - halfasleep - 05-14-2004
What the hell... let me let it all out.... here's "Jeb Daddy" on weekends.... I hope his folks don't find out... :|