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The SO loves - Badonkadonk Monkey Balls - 10-22-2009
those ghost shows. Ghost Hunters, The Othersiders, Ghost Adventures, etc.
Today a little speak-n-spell type toy is going off all by itself in the girlsâ room and the woman is freaking the heck out.
Her texts to me thus far:
Quote:There is seriously a toy playing by itself in the girls room. Talking alphabet toy. Keeps turning off and on. Not kidding. Malfunction?
Quote:When can you come home? The toy keeps going. I am chicken to go in.
I texted back saying it was probably low batteries.
Quote:Low batteries? This sucks hon.
Think maybe she watches too many ghost shows? Iâll keep you updated on this breaking news story.
The SO loves - WoolyGoat - 10-22-2009
sometimes i watch the ghost whisperer because JLH has huge cans.
The SO loves - Badonkadonk Monkey Balls - 10-22-2009
Quote:I watch too many ghost shows.
Quote:I am not leaving our room. Nope.
The SO loves - Badonkadonk Monkey Balls - 10-22-2009
Quote:I would not freak me out if it was gobblit.--Gobblit is a talking money bank that activates any time you walk past it or turn the lights on or off--
The SO loves - Badonkadonk Monkey Balls - 10-22-2009
Quote:I am going to turn on the tv nice and loud. You should hear the toy. Creepy.
Quote:Food network is less scary.
The SO loves - Badonkadonk Monkey Balls - 10-22-2009
Quote:Stupid toy won’t shut up.
The SO loves - BIRD33 - 10-22-2009
If there really were ghosts why is it always a plumber or a college dude investigating them rather then say a scientist or a serious film maker who could make a boat load with rock solid proof?
Your wife might be a dumbass.
The SO loves - Badonkadonk Monkey Balls - 10-22-2009
The kids are home from school now and she still won't go in the room and shut the toy off.
The SO loves - WoolyGoat - 10-22-2009
I didn't read all the texts until just now.
sounds like she might give pineschic a run for her money in the IQ department
The SO loves - Badonkadonk Monkey Balls - 10-22-2009
Bird brings up a valid point. Those Blair Witch kids should get into the documentary business.
The SO loves - WoolyGoat - 10-22-2009
Badonkadonk Monkey Balls Wrote:Bird brings up a valid point.i don't think you're going to fit in here
The SO loves - Badonkadonk Monkey Balls - 10-22-2009
So sorry, Wooly. Perhaps I should put a </sarcasm> tag on my posts in the event I have tongue placed firmly in cheek on the internet.
The SO loves - WoolyGoat - 10-22-2009
don't get fresh
The SO loves - CT280 - 10-22-2009
goat just got smacked up alittle by the new guy.
The SO loves - BIRD33 - 10-22-2009
Yikes.If this guy likes the Red Sox and is taller then 5'7" then consider Wooley replaced.
The SO loves - Anhil8tor - 10-22-2009
Badonkadonk Monkey Balls Wrote:So sorry, Wooly. Perhaps I should put a </sarcasm> tag on my posts in the event I have tongue placed firmly in cheek on the internet.
rack!
The SO loves - WoolyGoat - 10-22-2009
i hate this place
The SO loves - Badonkadonk Monkey Balls - 10-22-2009
Epilogue
Went home after work and found the toy under my 12 yo daughter's bed. Sure enough it was going ape all by itself. I grabbed it and moved it around real fast so the ghost couldnât touch the buttons. The ghost was not fooled by my fast hands. No matter what I did, the toy kept going. Perhaps this ghost can read my mind? I engineered a little test to find out. I closed the door so the SO couldnât see me, dropped my pants and told the ghost if it ever wanted to see this toy again, it had better slide its ectoplasmic vag down my throbbing pole. Right. Now.
Nothing happened.
I assumed at this point that the ghost was either a dead relative, or a dead boy/man. I didnât press the ghost sex request because I donât want a relative or a fellow member of the brotherhood of men getting teased relentlessly in the afterlife for being incestual or homosexual.
I turned the toy off and left the room.
Tomorrow morning before work maybe Iâll turn it on again. When the wife texts me freaking out Iâll tell her the ghost must have turned it on again. That should be fun.
The SO loves - BIRD33 - 10-23-2009
Married bliss right there.
The SO loves - Badonkadonk Monkey Balls - 10-23-2009
I didn't turn the toy on. I chickened out. [bfs]I hope you guys don't respect me any less.[/bigfatsoftball]