Have you ever woken up in the middle of the night... -
bill brasky - 06-20-2009
and realized that you've just been scratching your ass crack in your sleep? And then you look over at your ol' lady, wondering if she's awake and knows that you've just been scratching your ass crack in your sleep?
If she is awake, you'd better go wash your hands. If not, fuck it.
Is she or isn't she though?