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Whole-E-smoke - Anhil8tor - 02-19-2009

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents wer e shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln .

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson..

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.


John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.



Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born

in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters..

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford'.
Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln ' made by 'Ford'.

Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

Whole-E-smoke - BIRD33 - 02-19-2009

When do we get to the part I've never heard off?

Whole-E-smoke - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 02-19-2009

BIRD33 Wrote:When do we get to the part I've never heard off?

:lool:


Lincoln did not have foreskin.
Kennedy did not have foreskin.

Lincoln had a cat named Marilyn.
Kennedy got pussy from Marilyn.

Whole-E-smoke - PinesChic - 02-19-2009

Anhil8tor Wrote:Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents wer e shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln .

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson..

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.


John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.



Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born

in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters..

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford'.
Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln ' made by 'Ford'.

Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
..
go fuckin figure .....

Whole-E-smoke - Dr. Lecter - 02-19-2009

John Wilkes Booth was born May 10, 1838.

/amazement

Whole-E-smoke - snarg - 02-19-2009

holy shit, my sister's birthday is may 10 :eek:

Whole-E-smoke - BIRD33 - 02-19-2009

I heard John Wilkes Booth was a whore too.

Whole-E-smoke - snarg - 02-19-2009

please send positive energy to suzy
thanks

Whole-E-smoke - Banana - 02-19-2009

snarg Wrote:please send positive energy to suzy
thanks

Cause she's a whore? Confusedcratch:

Whole-E-smoke - snarg - 02-19-2009

cause she's real sick
thanks

Whole-E-smoke - Banana - 02-19-2009

snarg Wrote:cause she's real sick
thanks

Just so I know, does this have anything at all to do with the dead president's who fucked whores thread?

Whole-E-smoke - Blondie - 02-19-2009

snarg Wrote:cause she's real sick
thanks



Indeed...it's not sounding good at all.

Whole-E-smoke - Banana - 02-19-2009

What does she have?

Whole-E-smoke - Blondie - 02-19-2009

Cancer

Whole-E-smoke - Banana - 02-19-2009

That's pretty awful.

Whole-E-smoke - Vitamin E - 02-19-2009

snarg Wrote:holy shit, my sister's birthday is may 10 :eek:

Shared with 1/365th of the worlds population.

Whole-E-smoke - Paddy - 02-19-2009

Vitamin E Wrote:Shared with 1/365th of the worlds population.

Disappointed this thread isn't about you? I know I was.

Whole-E-smoke - snarg - 02-20-2009

just send some love
suzy is good people

Whole-E-smoke - Ntype - 02-20-2009

snarg Wrote:just send some love
suzy is good people

best thoughts too.