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more Political Correctnessâ - PinesChic - 01-15-2009
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America ,
Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as'HILLBILLIES.'
You must now refer to them as
APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS .
And furthermore ....
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a
' BREASTED AMERICAN.'
2. She is not ' EASY ' - She is
'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.'
3. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She is a
'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.'
4. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a
'PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.'
5. She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes
' VERBALLY REPETITIVE.'
6. She is not a 'TWO- BIT HOOKER' - She is a
' LOW COST PROVIDER.'
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. He does not have a ' BEER GUT' - He has developed a
'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.'
2. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is
' OVERLY CAUCASIAN .'
3. He does not ' GET LOST ALL THE TIME' - He
' INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.'
4. He is not 'BALDING' - He is in
'FOLLICLE REGRESSION.'
5. He does not act like a 'TOTAL ASS' - He develops a case of
RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.'
(Loved this one!)
6. It's not his 'CRACK' you see hanging out of his pants - It's
'REAR CLEAVAGE.' [/align]
more Political Correctnessâ - BIRD33 - 01-15-2009
Has who made a play for Pineschic yet?They are basically the same person and are made for each other.
more Political Correctnessâ - PinesChic - 01-15-2009
I'm gunna have to post a receipt soon to make it official.
more Political Correctnessâ - BIRD33 - 01-15-2009
Yea the person who changed their name and their AV because of me owns me.
more Political Correctnessâ - PinesChic - 01-16-2009
BIRD33 Wrote:Yea the person who changed their name and their AV because of me owns me.
cratch:
more Political Correctnessâ - WoolyGoat - 01-16-2009
BIRD33 Wrote:Yea the person who changed their name and their AV because of me owns me.no dude, she just doesn't know how to spell "recipe"
as in, baked ziti.
more Political Correctnessâ - Banana - 01-16-2009
WoolyGoat Wrote:no dude, she just doesn't know how to spell "recipe"
as in, baked ziti.
Which, inexplicably, has the tag "baked zit" on it.
more Political Correctnessâ - PinesChic - 01-16-2009
WoolyGoat Wrote:no dude, she just doesn't know how to spell "recipe"
as in, baked ziti.
I made a boo boo... waa waa waa stick a fork in me.
I keep forgetting your god and never err.
more Political Correctnessâ - snarg - 01-16-2009
this twit has almost 900 posts already
has there been evin one that anyone cares aboot?
more Political Correctnessâ - PinesChic - 01-16-2009
YAY me :yay: