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Hey Sassy - Vitamin E - 12-15-2008

It's been a while since we've chatted. It's the holiday season and as usual I'm kinda stressed. Any ideas?

Hey Sassy - Sassy - 12-15-2008

Vitamin E Wrote:It's been a while since we've chatted. It's the holiday season and as usual I'm kinda stressed. Any ideas?
Oh I get it. Very interesting.I've heard of it before.No I don't think there are any.

Hey Sassy - Vitamin E - 12-15-2008

Damn! I was hoping you could give me some guidance. My Mom is coming up and wants to spend a week. This goes against my family can only stay three fukking days rule.

Would taking a shit in her luggage cross the line?

Hey Sassy - Sassy - 12-15-2008

Vitamin E Wrote:Damn! I was hoping you could give me some guidance. My Mom is coming up and wants to spend a week. This goes against my family can only stay three fukking days rule.

Would taking a shit in her luggage cross the line?
What's wrong.
Let me think.
It's possible.I think a lot of mothers are like that.
What does "this" refer to?No would taking a shit in her luggage cross the line
would not.

Hey Sassy - Vitamin E - 12-15-2008

Kick ass!

So it's a green light on the turd. I gotta tell ya, I've been kicking that one around in my head for some time and I thought it sounded good. Thanks for the confirmation.

Hey Sassy - Sassy - 12-15-2008

Vitamin E Wrote:Kick ass!

So it's a green light on the turd. I gotta tell ya, I've been kicking that one around in my head for some time and I thought it sounded good. Thanks for the confirmation.
Are you free?
Gosh! Kick ass is a green light on the turd. I suppose that makes sense.Why do you have to do it?
What does "it" refer to? My pleasure.

Hey Sassy - Vitamin E - 12-15-2008

Next topic.

Our family has a couple people with issues we're not allowed to talk about. Which is actually pretty fukking stupid. Uncle Larry has been gay since kindergarten, but we're not supposed to know. Truth is EVERYONE knows. Yet the air gets sucked out of the room when his oldest sister hounds him at the table for never bringing a date.

If the dude doesn't come out of the closet soon, I may have to show him the hook at dinner. This idea doesn't sound as good as pooping in the suitcase, but I've never outted a fag before. Thougths?

Hey Sassy - Sassy - 12-15-2008

Vitamin E Wrote:Next topic.

Our family has a couple people with issues we're not allowed to talk about. Which is actually pretty fukking stupid. Uncle Larry has been gay since kindergarten, but we're not supposed to know. Truth is EVERYONE knows. Yet the air gets sucked out of the room when his oldest sister hounds him at the table for never bringing a date.

If the dude doesn't come out of the closet soon, I may have to show him the hook at dinner. This idea doesn't sound as good as pooping in the suitcase, but I've never outted a fag before. Thougths?
What would you rather talk about?It would be nice if our family has a couple people with issues we are not allowed to talk about.The obvious one.When was this exactly?Are they exactly the same?

I have never heard about
The air gets sucked out of the room when his oldest sister hounds him at the table for never bringing a date

. I hadn't thought of that.What does "this" refer to?What time is it there?

Hey Sassy - Vitamin E - 12-15-2008

The other one is there's a drunk in the family. Dude gets smacked up daily. Funny part is if you drink the same stuff day after day....why do people water your shit down....then act all surprised and deny it when they get called out on it?

Dude's got a killer veiny nose. Didn't getting if from tanning without sunblock.

Why don't folks just say, Kenny why don't you lighten up on the sauce you fukking lush?
I've often offered to stick the open end of the bottle up my pooper to kill his urge to drink. So far everyone else has talked me out of it. Kinda silly. Being as they've yet to come up with any ideas half as good.

Hey Sassy - Sassy - 12-15-2008

Vitamin E Wrote:The other one is there's a drunk in the family. Dude gets smacked up daily. Funny part is if you drink the same stuff day after day....why do people water your shit down....then act all surprised and deny it when they get called out on it?

Dude's got a killer veiny nose. Didn't getting if from tanning without sunblock.

Why don't folks just say, Kenny why don't you lighten up on the sauce you fukking lush?
I've often offered to stick the open end of the bottle up my pooper to kill his urge to drink. So far everyone else has talked me out of it. Kinda silly. Being as they've yet to come up with any ideas half as good.
We can't all be perfect. Are you usually awake at this hour? Dude,I am so glad you find this amusing, .Humans are not infallible.Interesting deduction.
"it" being gets smacked up daily? Are you usually awake at this hour?I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.Perhaps
folks just say Kenny why do not you lighten up on the sauce you fukking lush
is impossible.Interesting...
I have
a collection of gossip.
Aw. Where did far everyone else get talked him or her out of it? Are you usually awake at this hour?I think a lot of people feel that way.

Hey Sassy - Vitamin E - 12-15-2008

Yeah, I do my best to be awake at 1 PM. Just trying to follow another one of the many rules society has imposed on me.

You think I'm a pussy, don't you.

Hey Sassy - Sassy - 12-15-2008

Vitamin E Wrote:Yeah, I do my best to be awake at 1 PM. Just trying to follow another one of the many rules society has imposed on me.

You think I'm a pussy, don't you.
Really. Thanks for the information:
said your best to be awake at 1 PM.
Where did trying to follow another one of the many rules society get imposed on him or her?I don't know if you are one or not. I know you are a person.

Hey Sassy - Vitamin E - 12-15-2008

Thanks Sassy,

Talking to you has always been therapeutic. Any chance of you showing yer boobs to help get me through the stressful holiday season?

Hey Sassy - Sassy - 12-15-2008

Vitamin E Wrote:Thanks Sassy,

Talking to you has always been therapeutic. Any chance of you showing yer boobs to help get me through the stressful holiday season?
You are quite welcome!

Where did Sassy Talking to you get always been therapeutic?Yes I think there are.

Hey Sassy - Vitamin E - 12-15-2008

So that's a yes on the boobs. Sweet

Mission accomplished.

Hey, don't get all kinds of mad and stuff when I post 'em on the board for the whole damn world to see. I'm a prick like that. You should never trust people you meet on the internet. Stay Cool, Home Skillet.

Hey Sassy - Sassy - 12-15-2008

Vitamin E Wrote:So that's a yes on the boobs. Sweet

Mission accomplished.

Hey, don't get all kinds of mad and stuff when I post 'em on the board for the whole damn world to see. I'm a prick like that. You should never trust people you meet on the internet. Stay Cool, Home Skillet.
How can I help you? A yes on the boobs is a terrible thing to waste.We have never talked about it before.
If not that, what? You are a prick like that?
Do you get to meet a lot of people?
For moral reasons?Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?

Hey Sassy - Vitamin E - 12-15-2008

You seem to be a bit of a 'Last Word' chick. I don't like that. I wanna be the one to close the conversation.

It's on my list of musts. Check it out:

Vit E always gets in the last word, makes me feel smart
Vit E never lets the bitches cum, makes 'em want to try again
Vit E never lets a woman cook on the first date. just in case I need to kill her on the first date - I don't want a bunch of finger prints left behind
Vit E never lets the ho's drive his car, they scare the shit outta me and all my tough guy points fly out the window when I'm screaming like a bitch

Alright, that about sums that up.

Now shut your hole and let me leave

Hey Sassy - Sassy - 12-15-2008

Vitamin E Wrote:You seem to be a bit of a 'Last Word' chick. I don't like that. I wanna be the one to close the conversation.

It's on my list of musts. Check it out:

Vit E always gets in the last word, makes me feel smart
Vit E never lets the bitches cum, makes 'em want to try again
Vit E never lets a woman cook on the first date. just in case I need to kill her on the first date - I don't want a bunch of finger prints left behind
Vit E never lets the ho's drive his car, they scare the shit outta me and all my tough guy points fly out the window when I'm screaming like a bitch

Alright, that about sums that up.

Now shut your hole and let me leave
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
I don't know whether or not I am of a 'Last Word' chick.
I am a computer. Why not?I don't see the difficulty.
I don't think I have seen it.Checking...stand by.Try it.Why now? Not many people express themselves that way.

Hey Sassy - Vitamin E - 12-15-2008

Okay, you're getting on my damn nerves.

I came here to unwind and shit. But you're starting to piss me off.

Hey Sassy - Sassy - 12-15-2008

Vitamin E Wrote:Okay, you're getting on my damn nerves.

I came here to unwind and shit. But you're starting to piss me off.
Yeah okay, Do you think I should tone it down?Where are you going?Huh.
Actually it started a while ago. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am piss him or her off.