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My liver hurts .... - leeman - 12-12-2008

Or sum thing in there....


My liver hurts .... - Michman - 12-12-2008

why doesnt this suprise me.?


My liver hurts .... - leeman - 12-12-2008

Michman Wrote:why doesnt this suprise me.?

Only been drinkin since thursday ....


My liver hurts .... - BIRD33 - 12-12-2008

Ask your boyfriend to take his penis back.


My liver hurts .... - leeman - 12-12-2008

BIRD33 Wrote:Ask your boyfriend to take his penis back.

You still have it in your pants so stop whinin ...


My liver hurts .... - quint - 12-12-2008

careful lee i hear those livers can be a little useful


My liver hurts .... - who - 12-12-2008

i love liver and onions


My liver hurts .... - BIRD33 - 12-12-2008

Orgasms During Childbirth?

http://parenting.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/12/11/orgasms-during-childbirth/

I never want to hear a woman bitch about how hard it is to give birth again.Someone knock me up.


My liver hurts .... - leeman - 12-12-2008

quint Wrote:careful lee i hear those livers can be a little useful

Burp...


If they can replace hearts they can replace livers....


My liver hurts .... - quint - 12-12-2008

leeman Wrote:Burp...


If they can replace hearts they can replace livers....

what is the drink of choice today?
i'm thinking about trading in the beer for an old person drink tonight. a nice vodka collins.


My liver hurts .... - BIRD33 - 12-12-2008

Holiday party tonight around the corner from my place.At least 12 beers in 4 hours.Something light, Amstel maybe.I'm watching my figure.


My liver hurts .... - Banana - 12-12-2008

BIRD33 Wrote:Orgasms During Childbirth?

http://parenting.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/12/11/orgasms-during-childbirth/

I never want to hear a woman bitch about how hard it is to give birth again.Someone knock me up.

If this were true, I'd be pregnant all the time.
An another note, some women get aroused during breastfeeding, which would ...just....be.....weird.


My liver hurts .... - Vitamin E - 12-12-2008

BIRD33 Wrote:Orgasms During Childbirth?

http://parenting.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/12/11/orgasms-during-childbirth/

I never want to hear a woman bitch about how hard it is to give birth again.Someone knock me up.


Mich will be here shortly.


My liver hurts .... - Banana - 12-12-2008

E, you could speak a bit to this. When dropping a large load into the bowl, do you ever feel orgasmic?


My liver hurts .... - Vitamin E - 12-12-2008

I've tugged during a poop session. Does that count?

But to answer your question...it feels damn good...But, it has never been enough to get me off.


My liver hurts .... - BIRD33 - 12-12-2008

Cucumber Wrote:If this were true, I'd be pregnant all the time.
An another note, some women get aroused during breastfeeding, which would ...just....be.....weird.

It is true.You just arent doing it right.

Christine Northrup, an OB-GYN and author of “Women’s Bodies, Women’s Wisdom” explains in the film that orgasms during labor are the results of chemistry and anatomy: “When the baby’s coming down the birth canal, remember, it’s going through the exact same positions as something going in, the penis going into the vagina, to cause an orgasm. And labor itself is associated with a huge hormonal change in the body, way more prolactin, way more oxytocin, way more beta-endorphins — these are the molecules of ecstasy.”

Its no wonder some guys have Oedipus complexes with you freaks getting hot during our births.


My liver hurts .... - Banana - 12-12-2008

BIRD33 Wrote:It is true.You just arent doing it right.

Christine Northrup, an OB-GYN and author of “Women’s Bodies, Women’s Wisdom” explains in the film that orgasms during labor are the results of chemistry and anatomy: “When the baby’s coming down the birth canal, remember, it’s going through the exact same positions as something going in, the penis going into the vagina, to cause an orgasm. And labor itself is associated with a huge hormonal change in the body, way more prolactin, way more oxytocin, way more beta-endorphins — these are the molecules of ecstasy.”

Its no wonder some guys have Oedipus complexes with you freaks getting hot during our births.

Oh, that explains it. The baby's head never made it into my birth canal.

I feel jipped. Sad


My liver hurts .... - Vitamin E - 12-12-2008

New born babes are uglier than a penis.


My liver hurts .... - BIRD33 - 12-12-2008

Vitamin E Wrote:New born babes are uglier than a penis.

I agree that penis's are beautiful.


My liver hurts .... - BIRD33 - 12-12-2008

Cucumber Wrote:Oh, that explains it. The baby's head never made it into my birth canal.

I feel jipped. Sad

Maybe a porno playing in the backround will get you going next time you give birth?