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Mother-in-law jokes - who - 12-01-2008
A man is out shopping with his mother-in-law when she gets into an argument and is attacked by six women.
A neighbour spots the fracas and asks him: 'Aren't you going to help?'
The man replies: 'No. Six of them is enough.'
Q What do you do if you miss your mother-in-law?
A Reload and try again.
My father-in-law was driving the other day when he was pulled over by a policeman.
'Your wife fell out of the car five miles back,' the policeman told him.
'Thank God,' he replied. 'I thought I'd gone deaf.'
A man takes his dog to the vet and asks him to cut its tail off.
The vet checks the tail and said: 'But there's nothing wrong with it. Why do you want me to do this?'
The man says: 'My mother-in-law's coming to visit and I don't want anything in the house which makes her think she's welcome.'
A man goes to his doctor and says: 'I'm a bit worried. I keep making Freudian slips.'
The doctor asks for an example.
'Well,' the man replies, 'the other night I was having dinner with my mother-in-law and wanted to say "Could you please pass the butter?"
'But instead I said "You silly cow, you have completely ruined my life".'
Q Why are mother-in-laws buried 18ft down in cemeteries instead of 6ft like everyone else?
A Because deep down, they're really nice people.
Mother-in-law jokes - BIRD33 - 12-01-2008
Geez what a shock.A bunch of shit threads that nobody gives a shit about started by Who that pushes all the threads that actually had posts off the first page.
Why don't one of you assholes do something about this spam?You fucking argue about who has the keys like a bunch of fucking babies but you do absolutely nothing that comes with the job.Bunch of fucking dickheads.
Mother-in-law jokes - Anhil8tor - 12-01-2008
I wonder what percentage an admin should maintain while at this place? I see bird and I are at 100% but neither of us has keys....
Mother-in-law jokes - leeman - 12-01-2008
Who has 100 too ...
Mother-in-law jokes - Anhil8tor - 12-01-2008
leeman Wrote:Who has 100 too ...
guess he should have keys then....
what time you think snarg will wake up today and log in?
Mother-in-law jokes - leeman - 12-01-2008
Anhil8tor Wrote:guess he should have keys then....
what time you think snarg will wake up today and log in?
How long does it take a bottle of tequila to leave the body???
Mother-in-law jokes - BIRD33 - 12-01-2008
leeman Wrote:How long does it take a bottle of tequila to leave the body???
Snarg just needs his gay mexican house boy to help pull it out.
Mother-in-law jokes - BIRD33 - 12-01-2008
Anhil8tor Wrote:I wonder what percentage an admin should maintain while at this place? I see bird and I are at 100% but neither of us has keys....
Do you have your mod powers back?If so what powers do you have?
Mother-in-law jokes - who - 12-01-2008
BIRD33 Wrote:Geez what a shock.A bunch of shit threads that nobody gives a shit about started by Who that pushes all the threads that actually had posts off the first page.you log in over the weekend but don't post,
Why don't one of you assholes do something about this spam?You fucking argue about who has the keys like a bunch of fucking babies but you do absolutely nothing that comes with the job.Bunch of fucking dickheads.
first thing monday you complain about someone posting over the weekend
obsess much?
Mother-in-law jokes - BIRD33 - 12-01-2008
who Wrote:you log in over the weekend but don't post,
first thing monday you complain about someone posting over the weekend
obsess much?
I log in to remind me of my football wagers in real life.I stay 2 minutes at a time.
we've been over this already and to be honest your 2 cents doesnt matter.You post crap to be annoying.We all get it.Limit yourself to 5 threads a weekend people actually can respond to and then we won't have a problem.How is it that 90% of what you post isnt relevant to the discussion here?Does anyone here besides you gain by these posts?
Mother-in-law jokes - snarg - 12-01-2008
we,ve never discriminated against shitty posters here, tweety
get the sand out of your mangina
and.....go
Mother-in-law jokes - BIRD33 - 12-01-2008
snarg Wrote:we,ve never discriminated against shitty posters here, tweety
get the sand out of your mangina
and.....go
How about spammers?Old people siding with old people,shocking.
Mother-in-law jokes - snarg - 12-01-2008
BIRD33 Wrote:How about spammers?Old people siding with old people,shocking.
young fools showing their ignorance, shocking
Mother-in-law jokes - leeman - 12-01-2008
If there would be a death penalty for bad internet posters the internet would consist of Bill Gates and Mahatma Ghandi.
Mother-in-law jokes - snarg - 12-01-2008
leeman Wrote:If there would be a death penalty for bad internet posters the internet would consist of Bill Gates and Mahatma Ghandi and bird33
sin
bird33
Mother-in-law jokes - BIRD33 - 12-01-2008
Yea I kind of remember being the voice of reason last week while you were showing off how powerful you were.
Mother-in-law jokes - BIRD33 - 12-01-2008
Heres a question for the CEO and his mexican plant manager.Is who spamming?
Mother-in-law jokes - snarg - 12-01-2008
yeah, you are the voice of reason
and george bush was a good president, too
Mother-in-law jokes - BIRD33 - 12-01-2008
snarg Wrote:yeah, you are the voice of reason
and george bush was a good president, too
I think if we took a poll you'd see who everyone thought was the reasonable one, BEW.
Mother-in-law jokes - Anhil8tor - 12-01-2008
BIRD33 Wrote:I think if we took a poll you'd see who everyone thought was the reasonable one, BEW.
Surely you jest... snarg and who are the only ones keeping this place afloat.