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Advantages of being a woman - Velvet - 05-06-2004

Benefits of Being a Woman
* We got off the Titanic first.

* We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.

* We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

* We can cry and get off speeding fines.

* We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.

* Taxis stop for us.

* We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

* Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies (you get the point).

* New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

* No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival The Speedo.

* We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

* If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

* We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her butt.

* We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

* If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

* We have the ability to dress ourselves.

* We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

* If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

* There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

* We'll never regret piercing our ears.

* We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

* We'll never discover we've been duped by a Wonderbra.

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Advantages of being a woman - Devious - 05-06-2004

You forgot the one about wearing make up to cover the real you! To hide the uglyness

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Advantages of being a woman - Velvet - 05-06-2004

Hey I didnt forget I dont wear any :p :lol:

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Advantages of being a woman - Devious - 05-06-2004

Wasn't meaning you personally! If I did you would have really known

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Advantages of being a woman - halfasleep - 05-06-2004

Quote: * We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her butt.

So does that mean we can congratulate you by touching your butt, Velvet???? :| I just want to be sure on this one!!!! :p

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Advantages of being a woman - War - 05-06-2004

i dont regret piercing my ear. and
* We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.
i know some people that are women and ive seen a few... :whee: i like this smily.

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