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Good news and bad news... - ntype - 09-14-2008

- Thanks for coming seeing me, please take a seat
- No thanks it's nice to stand for a change
- Look I know what they say about me. Please don't buy all the hype. Contrary to the rumours, I just don't seat here and fire people all day long
- That's a relief
- That being said, I called you in there because I have good news and bad news for you. Which one do you want to hear first ?
- Ummm the bad news I guess
- The bad news is that in a few moments, I'm going to reach into this file cabinet, where I have hidden two assault rifles, two sawed-off shotguns and a home-made flame-thrower made from a garden pesticide sprayer. First I'll use the rifles to mow down everyone in Marketing. Then, it's onto Research where all will burn in agony. I'll sure to save some fuel for the ladies in the cafeteria. Finally, I'll make my way up to the Executive floor, where everyone on the board of directors will get a face full of buckshot, point blank. No one in this building will be spared from my rage.
- Dear god ! what's the good news?
- You're fired. Pack your shit and get out.

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