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Hey BIRD33! - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 05-15-2008
True story.
I'm on my way home last night and there is a thing on the radio about adopting kids. Some radio guy has a thing he calls "Kinder Kids" and every week he introduces some foster kids that are up for adoption and tries to help find them a home.
Anway, last night he had three kids, two brothers and their sister. They were balck kids, obviously. So, he's interviewing them about what they like, how they do in school, what their hobbies are, what their favorite subjects are, etc.
He gets to the youngest, one of the boys. He asks him:
Radio guy: So, Joey, what kind of chores do you have to do around the house.
Joey: All I have to do is feed the dog.
Sister: Fool. You don't feed the dog.
Joey: I'm supposed to.
Sister: You always forget. Ever time I take that dog out into the garage I have to get him food because you say you forgot.
Joey: I'm busy.
Radio guy: Ha ha. Now Joey, you are only 8 years old. What do you have that keeps you so busy.
Joey: Well, I like to watch TV.
Radio guy: Oh, I see. Well I bet that does keep you busy. Now what do you want to be when you grow up?
Joey: Well, I want to be a professional football player and in my off season work at the Walmart. Or someplace where they make a lot of money. Like at the airport.
Older Brother: I'm going to be a professional football or basketball player and in my offseason I am going to be a mechanic.
Radio guy: Ok, boys. Those sound like great ideas. If you want to know more about Joey or his brother and sister, give me a call......
Hey BIRD33! - BIRD33 - 05-15-2008
If you don't plan on adopting these kids this thread should be considered racist.
Hey BIRD33! - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 05-15-2008
I wonder why more football players don't work at the Walmart during the offseason to pick up some extra coin?
Hey BIRD33! - BIRD33 - 05-15-2008
Kids a hard worker but we've chosen to put him down?Move to West Virginia and get it over with.
Hey BIRD33! - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 05-15-2008
BIRD33 Wrote:Kids a hard worker but we've chosen to put him down?Move to West Virginia and get it over with.
He won't even feed the dog. What do you mean hard worker.