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There was a lady shot near FW around Xmas... - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 02-01-2008

...anyway it was just a random shooting. Some lady heard the doorbell while her and her husband were watching TV. She was around 50 or so years old. She goes to the door, and some guy shoots her three times and drives off. She died.

Any no leads, no one saw anything, no neighbors, nothing. They lived in a cul-de-sac off of a pretty large highway. Very rural area. Upscale neighborhood.

Most everyone figured it was a gang initiation. Some kid proving his mettle to a gang in the city.

I read in the paper today, that they suspect a man that lives in the street next to this one. Apparently, him and his wife were going through a nasty divorce. Live in the exact same street number, just one street apart. She had a restraining order on him and her house had been under police surveillance after threats from him.

Now they think that he hired a guy to go kill his wife and he went to the wrong street, right address, but wrong street.

How fucked up is that?


There was a lady shot near FW around Xmas... - Shadrach - 02-01-2008

i definitely would not be paying that dude


There was a lady shot near FW around Xmas... - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 02-01-2008

Shadrach Wrote:i definitely would not be paying that dude

The rich guy (going through the divorce) owns a trucking company. They are also questioning some truck driver that works for him. Evidently he hired one of his drivers to go kill her and he fucked it up.

What a fucking retard.


There was a lady shot near FW around Xmas... - Sunny - 02-01-2008

That is awful.
I hope they catch the asshole.


There was a lady shot near FW around Xmas... - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 02-01-2008

I can hear the conversation now:

* ring *

Divorce Guy: Hello

Trucker: {pant pant pant} I did it. I did it, boss. She's gone. Dead as a hammer and no one saw me.

Divorce Guy: No shit? When?

Trucker: About 30 min ago. It was awesome. I just rang the doorbell and she opened the door and boom, boom, boom. Down she went. Oh fuck. I can't believe it. I did it.

Divorce Guy: Hmm. 30 min ago? I just got off the phone with her. She said there are tons of cops at a house near by.

Trucker: What?

Divorce Guy: Yeah the cops are swarming on Cardinal Court. Right by her.

Trucker: {pause} Cardinal Court? Hang on a minute, let me call you back.


There was a lady shot near FW around Xmas... - Sunny - 02-01-2008

:lool:


There was a lady shot near FW around Xmas... - Paddy - 02-01-2008

Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:some truck driver

Friend of yours?


There was a lady shot near FW around Xmas... - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 02-01-2008

* ring *

Divorce guy: Hello

Trucker: I've been thinking. I bet the police went to the wrong house.

Divorce guy: Then how did my wife call me if she is dead?

Trucker: That is weird. Maybe it was someone else.

Divorce guy: Why would someone else call me and tell me that?

Trucker: Shit, I got another call. Let me call you back.


There was a lady shot near FW around Xmas... - BIRD33 - 02-01-2008

*Ring*

911: 911 what is your emergeny?

Trucker: I'm at the truck stop on Route 80 and I think one of the fella's has died.His name is Roscoe.

911: Is he breathing?

Trucker: No he's turned blue.

911: Did anyone try CPR on him?

Trucker: See thats the thing I'm not calling so much for the guy being dead.

911: What do you mean sir?

Trucker: This guy has been french kissing roscoe for 15 minutes and says he's trying to revive him.

911: Sir?

Trucker: I'm serious, I thought at first he was a good samaritan but when I asked him why he unzipped roscoe's fly he told me he was massaging the blood back through the heart from his balls.

911: Is this a joke sir?

Trucker: No I swear to god we got a Michael McDonald impersonator taking liberties with roscoes delicates.

911: We're sending a car over sir.


There was a lady shot near FW around Xmas... - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 02-01-2008

BIRD33 Wrote:*Ring*

911: 911 what is your emergeny?

Trucker: I'm at the truck stop on Route 80 and I think one of the fella's has died.His name is Roscoe.

911: Is he breathing?

Trucker: No he's turned blue.

911: Did anyone try CPR on him?

Trucker: See thats the thing I'm not calling so much for the guy being dead.

911: What do you mean sir?

Trucker: This guy has been french kissing roscoe for 15 minutes and says he's trying to revive him.

911: Sir?

Trucker: I'm serious, I thought at first he was a good samaritan but when I asked him why he unzipped roscoe's fly he told me he was massaging the blood back through the heart from his balls.

911: Is this a joke sir?

Trucker: No I swear to god we got a Michael McDonald impersonator taking liberties with roscoes delicates.

911: We're sending a car over sir.

:lool:



wait...


There was a lady shot near FW around Xmas... - BIRD33 - 12-02-2008

merry xmas.