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I'd like to share something - cracker - 09-27-2007

My old girlfriend from college used to fart when ever she felt like it. Even if we were in public, she'd just let one rip and not give a damn. She was kind of a tomboy, but only in her actions. Anyway, this one time when we were having sex she farted so loud that she pooped on the bed sheets. She was so embarrassed and ending up crying... but the reason why she cried wasn't because she pooped on the sheets, it was because I couldn't stop laughing at her. In fact, I laughed to the point where I started to fart like a machine gun. I couldn't stop myself. So, in the end, she broke up with me because she felt I wasn't "mature" enough to handle her "mature" farts. :roll:

I'd like to share something - buzzkill - 09-27-2007

One time when I was really young, I took a jar of jam out of the fridge and put it in the trash. A few days later my mom was asking my dad where the jam was. He claimed he had no idea, but she wouldn't have any of it. When she found it in the trash, she realized it was me but I denied it. It was so clearly me because I was the only kid in the house. I have yet to own up, this was about 12 years ago.

I'd like to share something - BIRD33 - 09-27-2007

When I was a kid I threw a smokebomb into my neighbors car.It burnt to the ground and was deemed an electrical fire.

I'd like to share something - what? - 09-27-2007

cracker Wrote:My old girlfriend from college used to fart when ever she felt like it. Even if we were in public, she'd just let one rip and not give a damn. She was kind of a tomboy, but only in her actions. Anyway, this one time when we were having sex she farted so loud that she pooped on the bed sheets. She was so embarrassed and ending up crying... but the reason why she cried wasn't because she pooped on the sheets, it was because I couldn't stop laughing at her. In fact, I laughed to the point where I started to fart like a machine gun. I couldn't stop myself. So, in the end, she broke up with me because she felt I wasn't "mature" enough to handle her "mature" farts. :roll:

I wouldn't think how loud you farted had any bearing on whether or not you pushed out anything more than gas. I've had some rippers you could have distinctly heard even if I was riding by on a harley that didn't even squirt a streak, but I've had silent ones that if not for my cat-like reflexes woulda filled up my boxers. maybe she was just into that, or thought you were

I'd like to share something - Anhil8tor - 09-27-2007

what? Wrote:I wouldn't think how loud you farted had any bearing on whether or not you pushed out anything more than gas. I've had some rippers you could have distinctly heard even if I was riding by on a harley that didn't even squirt a streak, but I've had silent ones that if not for my cat-like reflexes woulda filled up my boxers. maybe she was just into that, or thought you were

you're supposed to tell your own story, dipshit

I'd like to share something - what? - 09-27-2007

when I was a little boy I used to seduce priests and then tell on them

I'd like to share something - ntype - 09-27-2007

When I was seventeen
It was a very good year
It was a very good year for small town girls
And soft summer nights
Wed hide from the lights
On the village green
When I was seventeenWhen I was seventeen
It was a very good year
It was a very good year for small town girls
And soft summer nights
Wed hide from the lights
On the village green
When I was seventeen...

:d

ps : I once said to some chick that I wasn't fiding her really beautiful in fact...we were naked on the bed...but that was one day after she left me with a boner and the only lame excuse of "hey things went too fast" (apart the fact that she was the once putting her clothes away and asked for the bed "cause it was more comfy").