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Well .... - leeman - 08-14-2007

I accidentally rear ended a car this morning on the way to work.

The driver of the other car got out and much to my surprise, he was a dwarf!

He appeared to be pissed and he shouted, "I'm not happy!!!"

To which I quizzed, "Okay then, I'm not good at guessing games.....so which one are you?"

That's when things went to shit in a hurry.


Well .... - Anhil8tor - 08-14-2007

HA!


Best line from da boss yet!


Well .... - WoolyGoat - 08-14-2007

Is the steering wheel on the left or teh right?


Well .... - leeman - 08-14-2007

WoolyGoat Wrote:Is the steering wheel on the left or teh right?

I dunno ... I just drive wherever I feel like ...


Well .... - BIRD33 - 08-14-2007

I reared ended this guy a few months back(cue what?'s horribly obvious humor) early in the morning. I was still feeling fucked up from no sleep and drinking the night before so I was parnoid as shit when I bumped the guy. I get out and its this russian guy and his father in this cheap caravan. There is absolutly no damage to the car, not a scratch. The russian guy says the bumper feels loose so I'm like hey no problem I'll pay for whatever damages and I give him my card and and show him my license because I don't want the cops to show up and see how shitty I look.So I convince the guy to call me and I'll pay for whatever body work needs to be done and I get back to my office and the guy calls me about ten minutes later.Long story short the guy wants me to come to his work, pick up his car and take it to the shop for him and wait while the work gets done then pay for it and drop it back off at his work.I told him he's fucking crazy and to never call me again.


Well .... - Paddy - 08-14-2007

Lucky for him he has your card so he and his buddies know where to find you.


Well .... - BIRD33 - 08-14-2007

That was 3 months ago.I'm not a scared pussy like you.


Well .... - what? - 08-14-2007

BIRD33 Wrote:I reared ended this guy a few months back(cue what?'s horribly obvious humor)

you take the fun out of everything