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16 REASONS WHY ALCOHOL SHOULD BE SERVED AT WORK... - unleashed - 04-28-2004
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1. It's an incentive to show up.
2. It leads to more honest communications.
3. It reduces complaints about low pay.
4. Employees tell management what they think, not what they want to hear.
5. It encourages car pooling.
6. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't care.
7. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
8. It makes fellow employees look better.
9. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
10. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.
11. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
12. Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax at the bar.
13. It makes everyone more open with their ideas.
14. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch break.
15. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.
16. Sitting "Bare ass" on the copy machine will no longer be seen as gross.
Take a beer and send the truck to all of your friends !!!
16 REASONS WHY ALCOHOL SHOULD BE SERVED AT WORK... - Devious - 04-28-2004
I'll take a beer but as long as it's not a budweiser.
16 REASONS WHY ALCOHOL SHOULD BE SERVED AT WORK... - Beaucephus - 04-28-2004
Gimme Bud Light or Gimme death. :|
16 REASONS WHY ALCOHOL SHOULD BE SERVED AT WORK... - lad - 04-28-2004
i'll take a can of stella pls :blink:
16 REASONS WHY ALCOHOL SHOULD BE SERVED AT WORK... - Velvet - 04-29-2004
16. Sitting "Bare ass" on the copy machine will no longer be seen as gross.
Now that one I like :lol:
16 REASONS WHY ALCOHOL SHOULD BE SERVED AT WORK... - Devious - 04-29-2004
Quote:Originally posted by velvet@Apr 28 2004, 05:20 PMIs it something you've done before?
16. Sitting "Bare ass" on the copy machine will no longer be seen as gross.
Now that one I like :lol:
16 REASONS WHY ALCOHOL SHOULD BE SERVED AT WORK... - Velvet - 04-29-2004
Um .......
Nah just think its funny :lol: