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If men got pregnant - Velvet - 04-26-2004

1. Morning sickness would rank as the nations
number one health problem.


2. Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay.


3. Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.


4. Natural childbirth would become obsolete.


5. All methods of birth control would become 100% effective.


6. Men would be eager to talk about commitment.


7. There would be a cure for stretch marks.


8. They would serve beer instead of coffee at antenatal classes.


9. Men wouldn't think twins were so cute.


10. Sons would have to come home from dates by 9 pm.


:lmao:

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If men got pregnant - War - 04-26-2004

lol. nice, but thats why we dont get pregnant.

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If men got pregnant - Velvet - 04-26-2004

If you did you would be rich war :lmao:

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If men got pregnant - War - 04-26-2004

lol. but i dont want to try to pust a big baby thro my penis. that would hurt and be impossiable.

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If men got pregnant - Velvet - 04-26-2004

:lmao: you crack me up war .. I think for men they would have to be cut out hun

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If men got pregnant - War - 04-26-2004

that or be very, very, VERY small. smaller that the lights on the keyboard.

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If men got pregnant - Hambone - 04-26-2004

never happen! :lol:

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