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A few Q and As - Velvet - 04-23-2004

Q....Which sexual position produces the ugliest children.
A..... Ask your mother.

Q....How do u embarrass an archaeologist?
A....Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Q....What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
A.... Wiped his ass.

Q...Whats the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
A....Oral sex makes your day,anal sex makes your hole week.

Q...Whats the difference between love,true love and showing off?
A.... Spitting,swallowing and gargling.

Q....Whens a pixie not a pixie?
A.....When he has his head up a fairy's skirt,then he's a goblin.

Q....What do you call a smart blonde?
A....A golden retriever.

Q...How can u tell which is the head nurse?
A....The one with the dirty knees.

Q....Whats so good about an Ethiopian blow job?
A.... u know she will swallow.

Q...whats the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A....a whore sleeps with everybody at the party , and the bitch sleeps with
everybody at the party except you.

Q.....Whats the leading cause of death among lesbians?
A.... Hair balls.

Q...How can u tell a macho women?
A...she rolls her own tampons.

Q...Do u know why they call it a wonder bra?
A...When u take it off u wonder where the tits went..

Q....Why do men take showers instead of baths?
A...pissing in the bath is disgusting.

Q....Three words a women hates to hear when having sex.
A...honey im home.

Q...Why do men snore when they lay on there backs?
A....Because their balls fall over thier asshole and they vapour lock.

Q....Whats the definition of a yankee?
A...same thing as a "quickie", only you do it yourself...

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