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What Happens To Your Body If You Drink A Coke Right Now? - Anhil8tor - 01-29-2007
Have you ever wondered why Coke comes with a smile? It's because it gets you
high. They took the cocaine out almost a hundred years ago. You know why? It
was redundant.
In The First 10 minutes: 10 teaspoons of sugar hit your system. (100% of
your recommended daily intake.) You don't immediately vomit from the
overwhelming sweetness because phosphoric acid cuts the flavor allowing you
to keep it down.
20 minutes: Your blood sugar spikes, causing an insulin burst. Your liver
responds to this by turning any sugar it can get its hands on into fat.
(There's plenty of that at this particular moment)
40 minutes: Caffeine absorption is complete. Your pupils dilate, your blood
pressure rises, as a response your livers dumps more sugar into your
bloodstream. The adenosine receptors in your brain are now blocked
preventing drowsiness.
45 minutes: Your body ups your dopamine production stimulating the pleasure
centers of your brain. This is physically the same way heroin works, by the
way.
>60 minutes: The phosphoric acid binds calcium, magnesium and zinc in your
lower intestine, providing a further boost in metabolism. This is compounded
by high doses of sugar and artificial sweeteners also increasing the urinary
excretion of calcium.
>60 Minutes: The caffeine's diuretic properties come into play. (It makes
you have to pee.) It is now assured that you'll evacuate the bonded calcium,
magnesium and zinc that was headed to your bones as well as sodium,
electrolyte and water.
>60 minutes: As the rave inside of you dies down you'll start to have a
sugar crash. You may become irritable and/or sluggish. You've also now,
literally, pissed away all the water that was in the Coke. But not before
infusing it with valuable nutrients your body could have used for things
like even having the ability to hydrate your system or build strong bones
and teeth.
This will all be followed by a caffeine crash in the next few hours. (As
little as two if you're a smoker.) But, hey, have another Coke, it'll make
you feel better.
What Happens To Your Body If You Drink A Coke Right Now? - Paddy - 01-29-2007
Classic Coca-Cola is the only soda I drink.
What Happens To Your Body If You Drink A Coke Right Now? - goldan - 01-29-2007
I'm trying to not drink soda. I didn't read all of that.
What Happens To Your Body If You Drink A Coke Right Now? - Poppy - 01-29-2007
It gives me heartburn & makes me burp.
What Happens To Your Body If You Drink A Coke Right Now? - BIRD33 - 01-29-2007
If you set an uncooked steak in a pool of diet coke it will disolve the meat in a day or so.Imagine what its doing to your insides.
What Happens To Your Body If You Drink A Coke Right Now? - Michman - 01-29-2007
I cant live without Pepsi...(the drink)
What Happens To Your Body If You Drink A Coke Right Now? - Paddy - 01-29-2007
BIRD33 Wrote:If you set an uncooked steak in a pool of diet coke it will disolve the meat in a day or so.Imagine what its doing to your insides.
You should watch Mythbusters. And diet anything is for faggots.
What Happens To Your Body If You Drink A Coke Right Now? - BIRD33 - 01-29-2007
Paddy Wrote:You should watch Mythbusters. And diet anything is for faggots.
I don't drink soda or take advice from geeks who watch mythbusters.
What Happens To Your Body If You Drink A Coke Right Now? - goldan - 01-29-2007
Coke zero is way way better than diet coke
What Happens To Your Body If You Drink A Coke Right Now? - Poppy - 01-29-2007
Dr. Pepper > Coke
What Happens To Your Body If You Drink A Coke Right Now? - Vitamin E - 01-29-2007
Anhil8tor Wrote:20 minutes: Your blood sugar spikes, causing an insulin burst. Your liver
responds to this by turning any sugar it can get its hands on into fat.
My liver has hands?
I never knew this. Very informative, Coon ass!
What Happens To Your Body If You Drink A Coke Right Now? - what? - 01-31-2007
I had 4 or 5 cokes at lunch. a guy told me if you put a baby tooth in a glass of coke in less than a week the tooth would dissolve. I wonder if the tooth fairy has heard of this. does she keep all those teeth?
What Happens To Your Body If You Drink A Coke Right Now? - Banana - 01-31-2007
what? Wrote:I had 4 or 5 cokes at lunch. a guy told me if you put a baby tooth in a glass of coke in less than a week the tooth would dissolve. I wonder if the tooth fairy has heard of this. does she keep all those teeth?
It would be cool if teeth were made of menthos.