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paddy ! - ntype - 01-26-2007

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ahaha

Q: Did you hear about the Irish abortion clinic?
A: It has a 12 month waiting list.

Q: What's long & green & has a low I.Q.?
A: A St. Patrick's Day Parade

Q: Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
A: Regular rocks are too heavy.

Q: Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A: Because they're always a little short.

Q: How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time?
A: He's Dublin over with laughter!

Q: Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
A: He couldn't afford plane fare.

Q: What's Irish and stays out all night?
A: Patty O'furniture!

Q: How did the Irish Jig get started?
A: Too much to drink and not enough restrooms!

paddy ! - Paddy - 01-26-2007

Q: What's brown and has holes?
A: A swiss shit.

paddy ! - ntype - 01-26-2007

Paddy's wife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Paddy comes home unexpectedly one day, so she hides her lover in the closet, not aware that her 5-year-old son was hiding in the closet.

The boy now has company......

Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball."
Man: "That's nice."
Boy: "Want to buy it?"
Man: "No, thanks."
Boy: "My Father's outside."
Man: "OK, how much?"
Boy: "€250."

In the next few weeks, it happens again. The boy and the mom's lover are in the closet together.

Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball glove."
Man: "How much?"
Boy: "€750."
Man: "Fine."

A few days later, Paddy says to his son, "Grab your glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball!"
The boy says, "I can't. I sold them."
Paddy asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
The son says, "€1000."

Paddy says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That's way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess." They go to church; Paddy alerts the Priest and has his son sit in the confessional, then closes the door.

The boy says, "Dark in here."
The Priest says, "Don't start that again."

paddy ! - Paddy - 01-26-2007

Who knew I was such an easy target?

paddy ! - ntype - 01-26-2007

Paddy Wrote:Who knew I was such an easy target?

'cause youre an irish. dude it's in your genes. now get chug a gallon of whiskey.

paddy ! - Paddy - 01-26-2007

If you run me I'm quitting.

paddy ! - ntype - 01-26-2007

Paddy Wrote:If you run me I'm quitting.

mmh run me a marathon then ah.

no seriously I'm going to hunt you down and.

well do you plan quitting ? damn I should try to run other people then I'll be alone posting on that forum. then when that forum will be dead I'll move to another forum until people are ran away and this one dead's too...then another ...then I'll start a cult of the "run the people off the net. shall we !?" and we'll get back to a civilization without internet forums, then we will run people off the computars then we will run them off their clothes, then their cities, then we will all live happily on the trees.

DAMMIT PADDY GO NOW DON'T YOU SEE THAT YOU ARE THE FIRST CHAIN, THATATOMIC SINGLE POINT OF CHANGEMENT WHO WILL CHANGE THE FACE OF THE WHOLE UNIVERSE.

DAMMIT.

paddy ! - Paddy - 01-26-2007

Ok, I'll stay.

paddy ! - ntype - 01-27-2007

Paddy Wrote:Ok, I'll stay.

that sucks I was already envisionning a whole life of coolness on a tree eating fruits and pooing on tigers.

damn.

now I suppose that I should get back to work to ammass that insane amount of money for what ?

I tell ya : buying tools that will never make you as happy as yourself eating a perfectly tasty peach on a tree. never.

paddy ! - Blueeyedwoman - 01-27-2007

Ntype and Paddy have bonded. It's stranger than fiction.

paddy ! - Paddy - 01-27-2007

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Ntype and Paddy have bonded. It's stranger than fiction.

When you're in company with Michman and TomFoolery, ntype is an oasis of sanity.

paddy ! - Blueeyedwoman - 01-27-2007

Paddy Wrote:When you're in company with Michman and TomFoolery, ntype is an oasis of sanity.

I'm jealous. That must have been a blast.

paddy ! - Fatfuckfrank - 01-27-2007

worse troll job ever

paddy ! - goldan - 01-27-2007

ntype Wrote:that sucks I was already envisionning a whole life of coolness on a tree eating fruits and pooing on tigers.

damn.

now I suppose that I should get back to work to ammass that insane amount of money for what ?

I tell ya : buying tools that will never make you as happy as yourself eating a perfectly tasty peach on a tree. never.

Peaches make my tongue itch.