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A few jokes - Velvet - 04-22-2004

Difficult to Say
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK
Cinnamon
Indubitably
Innovative
Preliminary
Proliferation

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK
British Constitution
Loquacious Transubstantiate
Passive-aggressive disorder
Specificity

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK
Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
Nope, no more booze for me.
Sorry, but you're not really my type.
Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.
You're right; I can't jump over that table.


Headache Remedy
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, "I have a headache."

"Perfect," her husband said. "I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with aspirin. You can take it orally, or as a suppository, it's up to you."

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A few jokes - Devious - 04-22-2004

Don't we have a forum for this??


just saying







Hi Velvet

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A few jokes - Velvet - 04-22-2004

yeah there a forum and am moving now :p and hi dev ..

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A few jokes - Devious - 04-22-2004

ha! I was just messing with ya.. :lmao:

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