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A Letter to Mom - Beaucephus - 04-21-2004

Letter To Mom

A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter laying on the bed.
With the worst premonition, she reads it, with trembling hands:

"It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I've eloped with my
new boyfriend. I've found real passion and he is so nice, with all his
piercings and tattoos and his big motorcycle.

But it's not only that mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be
very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more children with
me and that's one of my dreams.

I've learned that marihuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for
us and his friends, who are providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasy
we may want.

In the meantime, we'll pray for the science to find the AIDS cure for
Ahmed to get better, he deserves it.

Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of
myself. Some day I'll visit for you to know your grandchildren.

Your daughter,
Judith

PS: Mom, it's not true. I'm at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to show
you that there are worse things in life than the school's report card
that's in my desk drawer...I love you!"

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A Letter to Mom - halfasleep - 04-21-2004

***whew***




Now THAT's a classic!!!! :lol: :lol:

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A Letter to Mom - Devious - 04-22-2004

:lmao: Roflmao

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