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Little Johnny - Hambone - 04-21-2004

A tourist driving through the Deep South passes a young boy
walking along wearing only one shoe.
The tourist stops his car and asks the boy,
"Did you lose a shoe?"
"Nope," the boy replies....................."Found one."






Little Jenny comes home from playing at Johnny's house.
"Hey Mom, guess what!
Johnny's got a penis like a peanut!"

Mom is understandably confused for a second, then asks
"What, you mean it's shaped like a peanut?"

"No silly, it's salty!" :lmao:





Little Johnny is approached by the lifeguard at the public swimming pool. "You're not allowed to pee in the pool," said the lifeguard.
"I'm going to report you."

"But everyone pees in the pool," said Little Johnny.

"Maybe," said the lifeguard, "but not from the diving board!" :blink:





Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says
"Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class.
Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?"

Johnny says "Mas-tur-bate."

Miss Rogers smiles and says
"Wow, little Johnny, that's a mouthful."

Little Johnny says "No, Miss Rogers,
you're thinking of a blowjob." :lmao:





"Thanks for the drum set you gave me for Christmas,"
Little Johnny said to his uncle the first time he saw him after the holidays. "It's the best Christmas present I ever got."
"That's great," said his uncle. "Do you know how to play them?"
"Oh, I don't play them," Little Johnny said.
"My Mom gives me a dollar a day not to play them
during the day and my dad gives me five dollars a week
not to play them at night."

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Little Johnny - Velvet - 04-21-2004

Love little Johnny jokes thanks hambone

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