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For Bonkyboy - Velvet - 04-21-2004
George Bush Quotes
"I think anybody who doesn't think I'm smart enough to handle the job is underestimating."
U.S. News & World Report, April 3, 2000
"The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case."
San Antonio Express-News, Jan. 30, 2000
"Laura and I really don't realize how bright our children is sometimes."
Meet the Press, April 15, 2000
"It is not up to the president to decide right from wrong."
First debate with Gore, Oct. 3, 2000
"People walk up to me all the time and say, 'Don't let us down again!' "
Closing remarks during first debate with Gore, Oct. 3, 2000
"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family."
Greater Nashua, N.H., Chamber of Commerce, Jan. 27, 2000
"I think we agree, the past is over."
On his meeting with John McCain, Dallas Morning News, May 10, 2000
"The senator has got to understand if he's going to have it - he can't have it both ways.
He can't take the high horse and then claim the low road."
To reporters in Florence, S.C., Feb. 17, 2000
"I'm gonna talk about the ideal world, Chris.
I've read - I understand reality. If you're asking me as the president, would I understand reality, I do."
On abortion, Hardball, MSNBC; May 31, 2000
"When I was coming up, it was a dangerous world, and you knew exactly who they were," he said. "It was us vs. them, and it was clear who them was. Today, we are not so sure who the they are, but we know they're there."
Iowa Western Community College, Jan 21, 2000
For Bonkyboy - halfasleep - 04-21-2004
And now you know why ALL these guys NEED speechwriters!!!
For Bonkyboy - Velvet - 04-21-2004
:lmao: I agree with you there and you really have to wonder how they can run the country . Although I havent seen one in along time thats done a good job .
For Bonkyboy - halfasleep - 04-21-2004
Plus run the world!!! :|
For instance... Is this a typical morning at the White House?
Playwright Jim Sherman wrote this today after Hu Jintao was named chief of
the Communist Party in China.
HU'S ON FIRST
By James Sherman
(We take you now to the Oval Office.)
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's whose name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of
China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle
East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China.
Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And
then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should
send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese
food in the Middle East?
For Bonkyboy - Suicide Jim - 04-22-2004
an exelant variation on an old bit.
For Bonkyboy - Devious - 04-22-2004
What are you guys talking about? George Bush is a smart Man.. I can't believe you guys
:lmf: :lmf: :lmf: :lmf: :lmf: :lmf: :lmf: :lmf: :lmao: