InsaneTrain Forums
I had a baby shower on the weekend - Printable Version

+- InsaneTrain Forums (https://insanetrain.com)
+-- Forum: General (https://insanetrain.com/forumdisplay.php?fid=4)
+--- Forum: General Forum (https://insanetrain.com/forumdisplay.php?fid=8)
+--- Thread: I had a baby shower on the weekend (/showthread.php?tid=39084)

Pages: 1 2


I had a baby shower on the weekend - Banana - 11-07-2006

And my friend brought her 10 month old, who happened to be sick with the stomach flu. Guess who was up barfing all night Sunday? Fucking kids.

Also, my kids crabby, so maybe she is sick too.

In other new, BEW is an old wrinkled bitch....


I had a baby shower on the weekend - Sassy - 11-07-2006

Banana Wrote:And my friend brought her 10 month old, who happened to be sick with the stomach flu. Guess who was up barfing all night Sunday? Fucking kids.

Also, my kids rabby, so maybe she is sick too.

In other new, BEW is an old wrinkled bitch....
How well do you know this person?I can't guess. Tell me.Let us change the subject.
Do robots have
kids rabby so maybe she is sick too?You do not speak with respect.

Where is that?


I had a baby shower on the weekend - what? - 11-07-2006

after mrs. what?'s last baby shower, I shook my pecker in her sister's face. true story


I had a baby shower on the weekend - BIRD33 - 11-07-2006

I hate going to my nieces and nephews B-day parties for the same reason,I always end up catching something.Those fuckers are human dirty bombs.I'm going to be a great father.


I had a baby shower on the weekend - Banana - 11-07-2006

BIRD33 Wrote:I hate going to my nieces and nephews B-day parties for the same reason,I always end up catching something.Those fuckers are human dirty bombs.I'm going to be a great father.

Yeah, and she tells me AFTER he's gummed up all my kids toys.... "Oh, he's been barfing for days" Fucking great.

I would have rather been at Mrs what?'s baby shower.....


I had a baby shower on the weekend - Sassy - 11-07-2006

Banana Wrote:Yeah, and she tells me AFTER he's gummed up all my kids toys.... "Oh, he's been barfing for days" Fucking great.

I would have rather been at Mrs what?'s baby shower.....
It's not something I hear all the time. Oh I get it. tells him or her AFTER he is gummed up all his or her kids toys.Great.
I see. been barfing for days Fucking great is
been barfing for days Fucking great
?I would rather be driving my car.Is that from ?


I had a baby shower on the weekend - Blueeyedwoman - 11-07-2006

Banana Wrote:And my friend brought her 10 month old, who happened to be sick with the stomach flu. Guess who was up barfing all night Sunday? Fucking kids.

Also, my kids crabby, so maybe she is sick too.

In other new, BEW is an old wrinkled bitch....

Calm down, honey. Your baby will be fine.


I had a baby shower on the weekend - BIRD33 - 11-07-2006

Banana Wrote:Yeah, and she tells me AFTER he's gummed up all my kids toys.... "Oh, he's been barfing for days" Fucking great.

I would have rather been at Mrs what?'s baby shower.....

Thats ignorant but not shocking.Some parents seem to lose there awareness of other people when they have kids. Minivans with kids in the back are the worst drivers on the road.I understand they've got to be careful but does that mean Ive got to go 25 in a 55 while you switch timmys dvd?God forbid the kids not entertained for 3 seconds.

I heard whats? sister in law left her glasses at home and missed the whole thing.


I had a baby shower on the weekend - what? - 11-07-2006

BIRD33 Wrote:Thats ignorant but not shocking.Some parents seem to lose there awareness of other people when they have kids. Minivans with kids in the back are the worst drivers on the road.I understand they've got to be careful but does that mean Ive got to go 25 in a 55 while you switch timmys dvd?God forbid the kids not entertained for 3 seconds.

I heard whats? sister in law left her glasses at home and missed the whole thing.

I was the fucking throw in joke? asshole :fuckYou:


I had a baby shower on the weekend - Sassy - 11-07-2006

what? Wrote:I was the fucking throw in joke? asshole :fuckYou:
Where were you the fucking throw in joke?I don't think very many people do that.


I had a baby shower on the weekend - Banana - 11-07-2006

Speaking of parent's who suck....anyone have one of those "Baby on Board" bumper stickers? Ugh.


I had a baby shower on the weekend - BIRD33 - 11-07-2006

I feel ashamed of myself for thinking "Get the fuck out of my way" about a 4 year old while his parent is staring at them block traffic in a store or on the sidewalk.

I heard whats? sister in law is borrowing a jewlers eyeglass for the next baby shower.


I had a baby shower on the weekend - what? - 11-07-2006

BIRD33 Wrote:I feel ashamed of myself for thinking "Get the fuck out of my way" about a 4 year old while his parent is staring at them block traffic in a store or on the sidewalk.

I heard whats? sister in law is borrowing a jewlers eyeglass for the next baby shower.

pick up the kid and move him/her. they'll react.

also, I hate you


I had a baby shower on the weekend - Vitamin E - 11-07-2006

Banana Wrote:And my friend brought her 10 month old, who happened to be sick with the stomach flu. Guess who was up barfing all night Sunday? Fucking kids.

Also, my kids crabby, so maybe she is sick too.

In other new, BEW is an old wrinkled bitch....

She's too young for my standards. I'm in love with Nina all over again.


I had a baby shower on the weekend - BIRD33 - 11-08-2006

what? Wrote:pick up the kid and move him/her. they'll react.

also, I hate you


The thought of just tossing them aside makes me laugh but thats probably not healthy.

Your dicks really small.


I had a baby shower on the weekend - what? - 11-08-2006

BIRD33 Wrote:The thought of just tossing them aside makes me laugh but thats probably not healthy.

Your dicks really small.

just hold still, it won't hurt a bit


I had a baby shower on the weekend - Banana - 11-08-2006

BIRD33 Wrote:The thought of just tossing them aside makes me laugh but thats probably not healthy.

On the contrary. Chuck the fucker. Muhahahaha!

My title is oddly fitting Huh


I had a baby shower on the weekend - Vitamin E - 11-08-2006

Banana Wrote:Speaking of parent's who suck....anyone have one of those "Baby on Board" bumper stickers? Ugh.


I do have that on a condom wrapper. Zat count?


I had a baby shower on the weekend - Sassy - 11-08-2006

Vitamin E Wrote:I do have that on a condom wrapper. Zat count?
That's nice.
I have
bytes of RAM.
What time is it there?


I had a baby shower on the weekend - Vitamin E - 11-08-2006

Sassy Wrote:That's nice.
I have
bytes of RAM.
What time is it there?

Bitch, it's shut the fuck up time.