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perfect IT joke - snarg - 10-03-2006

Sam has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick of the stress. He quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Vermont as far from humanity as possible. Sam sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it’s total peace and quiet. After six months or so of almost total isolation, he’s finishing dinner when someone knocks on his door. He opens it and there stands a big, bearded Vermonter. “Names Enoch, your neighbor from four miles over the ridge. Having a party Saturday, thought you’d like to come.”
“Great,” says Sam, “after six months of this I’m ready to meet some local folks. Thank you.”
As Enoch is leaving he stops, “Gotta warn you there’s gonna be some drinkin'.”
“Not a problem. After 25 years in the computer business, I can drink with the best of ‘em.”
Again, as he starts to leave Enoch stops. “More’n likely gonna be some fightin’ too.”
Damn, Sam thinks…tough crowd. “Well, I get along well with people. I’ll be there. Thanks again.”
Once again Enoch turns from the door. “I’ve seen some wild sex at these parties, too.”
“Now that’s not a problem”, says Sam. “Remember, I’ve been alone for six months. By the way, what should I wear?
Enoch stops in the door again and says, “Whatever you want, just gonna be the two of us.”

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perfect IT joke - WoolyGoat - 10-03-2006

I'll read it later.

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perfect IT joke - quint - 10-03-2006

note to self:
Do not go to Snarg's for party.

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perfect IT joke - what? - 10-04-2006

quint Wrote:note to self:
Do not go to Snarg's for party.

if you went camping with some dudes and woke up the next morning with a lump on your head and a sticky ass, would you tell anybody?

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perfect IT joke - Blueeyedwoman - 10-04-2006

And snarg says I suck.

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perfect IT joke - ntype - 10-04-2006

what? Wrote:if you went camping with some dudes and woke up the next morning with a lump on your head and a sticky ass, would you tell anybody?

did you told your buddies or did you shut up ?

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