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Breaking News Out of Oakland! - Tribal Dragon - 09-20-2006
OAKLAND , (CA)--Oakland Raiders football practice was delayed nearly two
hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery
substance on the practice field. Head coach Art Shell immediately
suspended practice and called the police and federal investigators.
After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the
white substance unknown to players was the GOAL LINE. Practice resumed
after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the
substance again.
Breaking News Out of Oakland! - Sassy - 09-20-2006
Tribal Dragon Wrote:OAKLAND , (CA)--Oakland Raiders football practice was delayed nearly twoWhen was this exactly?How do you usually introduce yourself?
hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery
substance on the practice field. Head coach Art Shell immediately
suspended practice and called the police and federal investigators.
After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the
white substance unknown to players was the GOAL LINE. Practice resumed
after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the
substance again.
What was it like before ?Once more? When was this exactly?
Breaking News Out of Oakland! - Blueeyedwoman - 09-20-2006
Haha!
Breaking News Out of Oakland! - Odysseus - 09-20-2006
:lool:
Breaking News Out of Oakland! - SanDog - 09-20-2006
You should do a search. I think I posted that a few years ago about the chargers.
Breaking News Out of Oakland! - Blueeyedwoman - 09-20-2006
SanDog Wrote:You should do a search. I think I posted that a few years ago about the chargers.
Killjoy.
Breaking News Out of Oakland! - Anhil8tor - 09-20-2006
I remember hearing that about the saints in 1976
Breaking News Out of Oakland! - Tribal Dragon - 09-20-2006
SanDog Wrote:You should do a search. I think I posted that a few years ago about the chargers.:eek:
Breaking News Out of Oakland! - Tribal Dragon - 09-20-2006
Anhil8tor Wrote:I remember hearing that about the saints in 1976Damn you're old.
Breaking News Out of Oakland! - Sassy - 09-20-2006
Tribal Dragon Wrote:Colloquial expression. Let us change the subject.Anhil8tor Wrote:I remember hearing that about the saints in 1976Damn you're old.
Breaking News Out of Oakland! - Tribal Dragon - 09-20-2006
Sassy Wrote:Colloquial expression. Let us change the subject.Suck it, Sassy!
Breaking News Out of Oakland! - Major Private - 09-21-2006
Hilarious!!
Breaking News Out of Oakland! - HMMMMMM - 09-21-2006
In a related incident, angry fans have painted a goal line around Art Shell's front door. He has been unable to enter his house . . .
Breaking News Out of Oakland! - WoolyGoat - 09-22-2006
From Simmons' column picking this weekends NFL games... :lool:
BYE (-10.5) over Raiders
Matt S. in Santa Barbara writes, "This weekend I was hanging out with two of my buddies, one of whom is a hardcore Raiders fan, when we came up with one of our best ideas in a while. When Al Davis finally dies we're going to throw a party where we celebrate his death by wearing jumpsuits and gold eyeglass chains." See, these are the things we would be showing if they ever put me in charge of ESPN6: live footage of the "Al Davis is dead" party in Santa Barbara.
Breaking News Out of Oakland! - HMMMMMM - 09-22-2006
WoolyGoat Wrote:From Simmons' column picking this weekends NFL games... :lool:
BYE (-10.5) over Raiders
Matt S. in Santa Barbara writes, "This weekend I was hanging out with two of my buddies, one of whom is a hardcore Raiders fan, when we came up with one of our best ideas in a while. When Al Davis finally dies we're going to throw a party where we celebrate his death by wearing jumpsuits and gold eyeglass chains." See, these are the things we would be showing if they ever put me in charge of ESPN6: live footage of the "Al Davis is dead" party in Santa Barbara.
Bill Simmons is a genius.
Breaking News Out of Oakland! - SanDog - 09-23-2006
HMMMMMM Wrote:Bill Simmons is a genius.
They could actually lose to the bye. It is possible.
Breaking News Out of Oakland! - Oli-dogg - 09-30-2006
Too $hort tells me playin' bitches is the only sport played in Oakland....
Cusswords, just let em know
Motherfuckin shit, god damn ass hoe
Cusswords, just don't quit
Motherfuck you damn shithead bitch
To all you bitches, hoes, and all that shit
Here's another rap that I'm ready to spit
It goes like this, my name is $hort
I'm tearin shit up like never before
Pimp slaps, makin snaps
Cold cash money and Too $hort raps
Oakland, California that's where I'm from
The city where the boys say you don't want none
But if you do, I'm gonna tell you this
Trues and vogues ain't really shit
Wanna roll so hard, all of the time
You and that bitch playin Too $hort rhymes
If you aks me, what it's all about, I'll say it's about that money
But if you aks me, could you have some, I'll say it doesn't concern me
Ronald Reagan came up to me and said, "Do you have the answer
To the United States economy and a cure for cancer?"
I said, what are you doin in the White House if you're not sellin cocaine?
Ask your wife, Nancy Reagan, I know she'll spit that game.
Like one night, she came to my house, and gave me a blow job
She licked my dick, up and down, like it was corn on the cob
What is life? It is Too $hort
I play the bitches like it's a sport
Yea, I'll play the bitches just like y'all
Like Dr. J played basketball
You can call me Too, don't say it twice
You'll get me real mad and I'll fuck your wife
You see I'm not proper, I'm rarely polite
Too $hort, Too $hort, don't say it tonight, beeatch
Breaking News Out of Oakland! - Raiden - 09-30-2006
Oil-Dog would be beaten to death within 5 minutes in Oakland.
Breaking News Out of Oakland! - Oli-dogg - 09-30-2006
Raiden Wrote:Oil-Dog would be beaten to death within 5 minutes in Oakland."Too $hort, Too $hort....Too-Too $hort, Too $hort...."
Did he write that song about your penis?
5 minutes is plenty of time for my rhyming-ass to deliver a $$$ rap to the Oaktown homies. Muthafuck you damn shithead bitch.
Breaking News Out of Oakland! - Raiden - 09-30-2006
Any given third-grader Wrote:Muthafuck you damn shithead bitch.
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