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The art of lovemaking Proud to be an Aussie!! - Hambone - 04-19-2004

The art of lovemaking Proud to be an Aussie!!
The Italian says, "When I've a finisheda makina da love with my girlfriend I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees, she floats a 6 inches abova da bed in ecstasy".

The Frenchman replies, "Zat is nothing, when Ah 'ave finished making ze love with ze girlfriend, Ah kiss all ze way down her body and zen Ah lick zer soles of her feet wiz mah tongue and she floats 12 inches above ze bed in pure ecstasy".

The Aussie says, "Mate, that's nothin. When I've finished shaggin me sheila, I get out of bed, walk over to the window and wipe me "old mate" on the curtains. And MATE ..... She hits the fucking! roof !!!"

AUSSIE! AUSSIE! AUSSIE! OI! OI! OI!

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The art of lovemaking Proud to be an Aussie!! - leeman - 04-19-2004

ROFLMAO

Great one Hambone ...

Have to ask Velvet if that is correct.

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The art of lovemaking Proud to be an Aussie!! - Hambone - 04-19-2004

If it is true, he won't be there long

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The art of lovemaking Proud to be an Aussie!! - halfasleep - 04-19-2004

I dunno... if it's Velvet.... it's curtains for him!!!! :| :| :| :blink: :blink: :blink:

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The art of lovemaking Proud to be an Aussie!! - Velvet - 04-20-2004

:lmao: thats a beauty hambone and I havent come across anyone like that and if I did he wouldnt be doing it for long :lol: :lol:

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The art of lovemaking Proud to be an Aussie!! - Hambone - 04-20-2004

I thought so

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