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He He - leeman - 08-04-2006

A Glasgow teacher asks her class to use the word 'contagious' in a sentence.

Ewan, the class swot, gets up and says, "Last year I got the flu and my Mum said it was contagious." "Well done, Ewan" says the teacher." Can anyone else try?"

Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says," My granny says there's a bug goin' roond, and it's affy contagious."

Well done, Katie" says the teacher. "Anyone else?"

Little Irish Shaun jumps up and says in a broad Irish voice, "Our next door neighbour Clay is painting his house with a two-inch brush and my Dad says it will take the contagious."

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