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Annoying Neighbors - Blueeyedwoman - 07-12-2006
Right now my neighbor (my handyman) is banging around a lot of aluminum and throwing two by fours in his yard. I have no idea why but it's loud and annoying. So I googled 'annoying neighbors'.
Some funny stories there
Story #0592
Brackenridge, Pennsylvania
Last Updated: 6/23/2005 7:11:25 AM
these neanderthals moved in next door and attempted to start a business in their garage ( Home Remodling ) due to zoning restrictions, the rest of the neighbors complained to the authorities, and they were shut down immedieately. Several weeks later, while one of the neighbors, a stroke victum, was being helped off her front steps,she fell and this low life stood by and LAUGHED. The last laugh was on him though, when he threatened to kill our dog, we optained a PFA and now he has to park his car in the alley behind his house, instead of in his own driveway, since he isn't permitted within 200 yards of our front door !! HAHA ... Laugh's on YOU Gordon !!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.annoyingneighbors.com/stories.asp?story=592
Annoying Neighbors - Mandy - 07-12-2006
My neighbors are very quiet. I love living on a street where its all retired old people. :lol:
Annoying Neighbors - Blueeyedwoman - 07-12-2006
Story #0610
yonkers, New York, United States
Last Updated: 2/4/2005 3:09:18 PM
My husband and I have the neighbors from F***ING hell living upstairs. They have a crawling child that in my opinion is 1)retarded 2)suffering from some deformed disease 3)is just plain ugly because her parents are butt-nasty. They let their little ugly kid crawl around on the floors at all hours at night and day; in fact, I don't know if this kid ever sleeps. We tried talking to them, but the wife is such a c**** that she makes it her business to jump up and down on the wooden, un-carpeted floors at all hours of the night . I'm so pissed! We've tried hitting the ceiling, but now we have a huge hole in our ceiling (which we have to fix.) I tried blasting them wiht my t.v. but my next door neighbor complained. I am desperate to give these people a taste of their own medicine. In fact, we are definitely moving but I want these scum to get a taste of their own medicine. Please send suggestions (please only legal ones.)
Annoying Neighbors - Blueeyedwoman - 07-12-2006
Story #0611
Last Updated: 2/4/2005 5:11:15 PM
My neighbor is a single mother with three wild kids. Twin boys who are about 8 yrs old and a younger daughter. She never disciplines them and won’t let anyone else even yell at them. Well the two boys always do stuff like write potty humor in chalk on our driveway or kick our dog. The whole neighborhood stays out of their way. The worst was at our neighborhood pool where they spend the day trying to pull down peoples bathing suits. Their main target is other children their age but if provoked they will go after anyone. Once when my 15 year old niece was visiting she yelled at them for splashing her while she was tanning. Later that day when she was walking along the pool the boys ran up and yanked her bikini bottoms down to her ankles. It was very crowded and she was really embarrassed because like fifty people saw everything, plus the boys ran off yelling “HaHa we saw you naked.”
Annoying Neighbors - Jaymac - 07-12-2006
A few years back, neighbours accused me of spying on them with a telescope. I don't own a telescope and if I did, I have doubts I'd point it at their house.
Annoying Neighbors - Mandy - 07-12-2006
Jaymac Wrote:A few years back, neighbours accused me of spying on them with a telescope. I don't own a telescope and if I did, I have doubts I'd point it at their house.
PERV!!! :yay:
Annoying Neighbors - Jaymac - 07-12-2006
Mandy Wrote:PERV!!! :yay:
They were in their 50s, and not real pretty.
Consider also that at one point our neighbours on the other side were a pair of 20-something lesbians. Where you think I'd be aiming my imaginary telescope?
Annoying Neighbors - Mandy - 07-12-2006
Jaymac Wrote:They were in their 50s, and not real pretty.
Consider also that at one point our neighbours on the other side were a pair of 20-something lesbians. Where you think I'd be aiming my imaginary telescope?
Mmmm lesbian porn...:drool:
Annoying Neighbors - Blueeyedwoman - 07-12-2006
Through the magic of the internet and the fact that I have Jaymac's real name, I was able to obtain this pic of him in action,
![[Image: VirtualPeepingTom.jpg]](http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a182/blueeyedwoman123/VirtualPeepingTom.jpg)
Annoying Neighbors - Jaymac - 07-12-2006
That stuff on the board is confidential. No peeking.
Annoying Neighbors - Blueeyedwoman - 07-12-2006
Story #0636
Huntington, Indiana, United States
Last Updated: 5/10/2005 2:31:31 AM
I know for fact the the woman next door is pregnant by someone other than her husband. She is due to deliver any day now. I am waiting to see the explosion when the baby is born. The mother and her husband are white and the father of the baby is black.
Annoying Neighbors - what? - 07-12-2006
Blueeyedwoman Wrote: Story #0611
Last Updated: 2/4/2005 5:11:15 PM
My neighbor is a single mother with three wild kids. Twin boys who are about 8 yrs old and a younger daughter. She never disciplines them and wonât let anyone else even yell at them. Well the two boys always do stuff like write potty humor in chalk on our driveway or kick our dog. The whole neighborhood stays out of their way. The worst was at our neighborhood pool where they spend the day trying to pull down peoples bathing suits. Their main target is other children their age but if provoked they will go after anyone. Once when my 15 year old niece was visiting she yelled at them for splashing her while she was tanning. Later that day when she was walking along the pool the boys ran up and yanked her bikini bottoms down to her ankles. It was very crowded and she was really embarrassed because like fifty people saw everything, plus the boys ran off yelling âHaHa we saw you naked.â
I think I'd like to invite these kids and Jay's lesbian neighbors over for a pool party :d
Annoying Neighbors - Mandy - 07-12-2006
Blueeyedwoman Wrote: Story #0636
Huntington, Indiana, United States
Last Updated: 5/10/2005 2:31:31 AM
I know for fact the the woman next door is pregnant by someone other than her husband. She is due to deliver any day now. I am waiting to see the explosion when the baby is born. The mother and her husband are white and the father of the baby is black.
Now that's good neighbor drama!
Annoying Neighbors - Bill - 07-12-2006
Mandy Wrote:Now that's good neighbor drama!
Free entertainment in the trailer park!
Annoying Neighbors - Blueeyedwoman - 07-12-2006
This one's in West Hollywood!
Story #0637
West Hollywood, California, United States
Last Updated: 4/2/2005 6:33:47 PM
This is the true story of a real nutcase: Mark Heinemann and his retarded wife Lonnie- who live at 1225 N. Genesee in Apt. E. These freaks think they are "homeless advocates" and bring homeless druggie tranny hookers to stay with them. They think the government is out to get them (If only!) They are huge fat pigs who can't even take there dogs for a walk without a huge noisy affair consisting of loud talking of their latest conspiricy, and barking and worst, the fat pigs fart and hack for all to hear! I have never seen them open a window, and they've got FIVE air conditioners in a tiny ONE bedroom apartment! The air that comes out of the machines is so foul- I imagine those opening King Tut's tomb for the first time encountered a similar stench. No wonder the pig is on oxygen! He claims he is disabled from the Vietnam War, but no- IT'S 'CAUSE HE WON'T STOP EATING! 450lbs at least! We moved- thank god! I pity the poor soul that moves in next!
Annoying Neighbors - Mandy - 07-12-2006
Shenanigans Wrote:Free entertainment in the trailer park!
:loool:
Annoying Neighbors - SporK - 07-12-2006
At least 2 of my friends neighbors have moved because of the shit we've done in his apt. Coincidentally, all my current neighbors love me. Except the new ones who moved right above...lucky for them I already paid them a visit and pointed out that they have a soon to be 17 year old daughter.
-SporK