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Judge Spork: Jaymac vs Major Private - SporK - 06-19-2006

Major Private has taken the retard approach: Head down, hands up and running around swinging like a sodomized ape. Problem is - he's hitting nothing but air.

Jaymac has taken the fag approach. Limp wristed one handed slapping from a distance.

So far, the loser is the forum for having to read that shit.

-SporK

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Judge Spork: Jaymac vs Major Private - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 06-19-2006

:lool: Fucking MP starts off with a cut and paste job. He's smacking Jaymac's flaming skills and Jay hasn't even started yet. The whole post is completely out of context.

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Judge Spork: Jaymac vs Major Private - Somebody's Bitch - 06-19-2006

MP broke out the yo mama smack early:lol2:

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Judge Spork: Jaymac vs Major Private - Major Private - 06-19-2006

Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote::lool: Fucking MP starts off with a cut and paste job. He's smacking Jaymac's flaming skills and Jay hasn't even started yet. The whole post is completely out of context.

Shouldn't he HAVE started?? After all this is a smackoff, right??:yay:

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Judge Spork: Jaymac vs Major Private - SporK - 06-19-2006

Oh, christ.

Jaymac improves from one handed fag fighting to two handed fag fighting. I'm expecting him to try and pull Major retard's hair next. At least he landed some sort of love tap? Major private is now annoyed and running around the ring yelling "where are you?" and other idle threats.

Winning: JayFag
Losing: Anyone who's read that thread.

-SporK

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Judge Spork: Jaymac vs Major Private - SporK - 06-19-2006

Jaymac pulls ahead with picture of ugly kid holding fly swatter. Not only is he pulling MP's hair, he's also hitting him with his purse.

I have no idea what the fuck Major Private is doing. Apparently he's now wrapped both hands around his head and is running around trying to attempt some sort of block/headbutt attack. All misses thus far.

-SporK

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Judge Spork: Jaymac vs Major Private - Blondie - 06-19-2006

SporK Wrote:Not only is he pulling MP's hair, he's also hitting him with his purse.

:lool:

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Judge Spork: Jaymac vs Major Private - SporK - 06-19-2006

Point Jaymac.

-SporK

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Judge Spork: Jaymac vs Major Private - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 06-19-2006

SporK Wrote:Jaymac pulls ahead with picture of ugly kid holding fly swatter. Not only is he pulling MP's hair, he's also hitting him with his purse.

I have no idea what the fuck Major Private is doing. Apparently he's now wrapped both hands around his head and is running around trying to attempt some sort of block/headbutt attack. All misses thus far.

-SporK

Cut and paste is currently down. When they get that fixed, he'll be back.

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Judge Spork: Jaymac vs Major Private - suzy - 06-19-2006

haha sporks take was great!

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