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Paddy - 06-09-2006
For smoking on CTA property. $35. I was going to grab the pig's pistol and pop a cap in his ass but I haven't had breakfast.
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what? - 06-09-2006
is this a "guess the rap lyrics" thread?
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Paddy - 06-09-2006
Fo' sho
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what? - 06-09-2006
I'll guess Ice Cube - but he pronounced it "brek-fuhst"
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Paddy - 06-09-2006
If I show up at the court date they'll probably rip it up.
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what? - 06-09-2006
Paddy Wrote:If I show up at the court date they'll probably rip it up.
"rip it up" as in "let's rip some shit up in this bee-yotch" or just rip up the ticket?
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Paddy - 06-09-2006
what? Wrote:"rip it up" as in "let's rip some shit up in this bee-yotch" or just rip up the ticket?
Rip up the ticket.
The cop laughed at my weight on my ID.
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what? - 06-09-2006
Paddy Wrote:Rip up the ticket.
The cop laughed at my weight on my ID.
that's some pretty queer rap you listen to
are you tubby or a twiggy li'l dude?
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Tommy - 06-09-2006
what's CTA?
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Paddy - 06-09-2006
Tommy Wrote:what's CTA?
Chicago Transit Authority - The "L"
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TomFoolery - 06-09-2006
Paddy Wrote:Chicago Transit Authority - The "L"
You were smoking on the El, or in the station?
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Tommy - 06-09-2006
Transit cops asked for you ID for smokin in a train station?
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Paddy - 06-09-2006
what? Wrote:are you tubby or a twiggy li'l dude?
I prefer chunky. I bought some funhouse mirrors to keep my self-confidence up.
TomFoolery Wrote:You were smoking on the El, or in the station?
Coming up the stairs. The filth was standing at the top, talking on his cell. He made me wait until he finished his call.
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TomFoolery - 06-09-2006
Paddy Wrote:Coming up the stairs. The filth was standing at the top, talking on his cell. He made me wait until he finished his call.
What a fucking joke.
My buddy Hadlo got busted in Praha for not validating his underground ticket. Had to pay $20, but got about $40 worth of verbal abuse in on the Czech that stopped him. Even though the guy didn't speak English, he knew what was being said--just couldn't translate it. That was pretty fun.
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Paddy - 06-09-2006
Some older women that work in my building were staring at us as they walked by. I would have shot them too if I'd taken the rozzer's sidearm.
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Anhil8tor - 06-09-2006
hey paddy.. you up for a gangbang in august?
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Paddy - 06-09-2006
Dunno, my recent brush with the law makes me want to keep on the straight and narrow.