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Ticket - Paddy - 06-09-2006

For smoking on CTA property. $35. I was going to grab the pig's pistol and pop a cap in his ass but I haven't had breakfast.


Ticket - what? - 06-09-2006

is this a "guess the rap lyrics" thread?


Ticket - Paddy - 06-09-2006

Fo' sho


Ticket - what? - 06-09-2006

I'll guess Ice Cube - but he pronounced it "brek-fuhst"


Ticket - Paddy - 06-09-2006

If I show up at the court date they'll probably rip it up.


Ticket - what? - 06-09-2006

Paddy Wrote:If I show up at the court date they'll probably rip it up.

"rip it up" as in "let's rip some shit up in this bee-yotch" or just rip up the ticket?


Ticket - Paddy - 06-09-2006

what? Wrote:"rip it up" as in "let's rip some shit up in this bee-yotch" or just rip up the ticket?

Rip up the ticket.

The cop laughed at my weight on my ID.


Ticket - what? - 06-09-2006

Paddy Wrote:Rip up the ticket.

The cop laughed at my weight on my ID.

that's some pretty queer rap you listen to


are you tubby or a twiggy li'l dude?


Ticket - Tommy - 06-09-2006

what's CTA?


Ticket - Paddy - 06-09-2006

Tommy Wrote:what's CTA?

Chicago Transit Authority - The "L"


Ticket - TomFoolery - 06-09-2006

Paddy Wrote:Chicago Transit Authority - The "L"
You were smoking on the El, or in the station?


Ticket - Tommy - 06-09-2006

Transit cops asked for you ID for smokin in a train station?


Ticket - Paddy - 06-09-2006

what? Wrote:are you tubby or a twiggy li'l dude?

I prefer chunky. I bought some funhouse mirrors to keep my self-confidence up.


TomFoolery Wrote:You were smoking on the El, or in the station?

Coming up the stairs. The filth was standing at the top, talking on his cell. He made me wait until he finished his call.


Ticket - TomFoolery - 06-09-2006

Paddy Wrote:Coming up the stairs. The filth was standing at the top, talking on his cell. He made me wait until he finished his call.
What a fucking joke.

My buddy Hadlo got busted in Praha for not validating his underground ticket. Had to pay $20, but got about $40 worth of verbal abuse in on the Czech that stopped him. Even though the guy didn't speak English, he knew what was being said--just couldn't translate it. That was pretty fun.


Ticket - Paddy - 06-09-2006

Some older women that work in my building were staring at us as they walked by. I would have shot them too if I'd taken the rozzer's sidearm.


Ticket - Anhil8tor - 06-09-2006

hey paddy.. you up for a gangbang in august?


Ticket - Paddy - 06-09-2006

Dunno, my recent brush with the law makes me want to keep on the straight and narrow.