The Koala and the Little Lizard - Printable Version

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The Koala and the Little Lizard - Anhil8tor - 04-13-2006

A koala is sitting up in a gumtree



smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says





"Hey Koala! what are you doing?"


The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."

So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints.

After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river.

But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.

A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?"

The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"

So the koala looks down at him and says:

"Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude.......how much water did you drink?!!"

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The Koala and the Little Lizard - Doll Killer - 06-26-2006

:lool:

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The Koala and the Little Lizard - pauliO - 09-30-2006

lmfao nice

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