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Jack Daniel's and Diet Coke - Vitamin E - 03-21-2006
Proof enough to never let strange women buy you drinks. I don't have a pic to post it, so you'll just have to believe Vit E doesn't have a diet coke physique. Thursday night prior to the UMD vs. StCloud State hockey game my brother, his old crew, and Vit E are out drinking and we meet a group of young ladies. So we're all standing in a drinkin' circle trading jokes and stuff when this chubby offers to buy me a drink. Imagine in my hand is a highball glass, with no ice cubes and a spash of unadulterated Jack Daniel's. She asks, "Whatcha drinking" I say "Jack". You can figure out the rest.
So, I'm standing in the line to the pisser and this freakin' giant is in front of me. Dude must be 6'10" - 7'. When I get back to the drinking circle, where chubby's holding a second Jack and Diet, I tell 'em all about the tall fukker in the pisser line and I could see the urinal between his legs and was contemplating 5 holin' the dude. She moo's 'Are you gay?'
Jack Daniel's and Diet Coke - paybacksare - 03-21-2006
Women who buy drinks for a man?
Wow that's confusing.
Jack Daniel's and Diet Coke - lookout below - 03-21-2006
Five holin' meaning tossing something in the urinal between his legs or meaning tossing your sausage down his hershey highway?
Diet coke is a terrible mixer. Unless you're fat.
Jack Daniel's and Diet Coke - Tribal Dragon - 03-21-2006
Vitamin E Wrote:Proof enough to never let strange women buy you drinks. I don't have a pic to post it, so you'll just have to believe Vit E doesn't have a diet coke physique. Thursday night prior to the UMD vs. StCloud State hockey game my brother, his old crew, and Vit E are out drinking and we meet a group of young ladies. So we're all standing in a drinkin' circle trading jokes and stuff when this chubby offers to buy me a drink. Imagine in my hand is a highball glass, with no ice cubes and a spash of unadulterated Jack Daniel's. She asks, "Whatcha drinking" I say "Jack". You can figure out the rest.Man, diet coke and Jack is my staple. I can't stand the taste of sugar.
So, I'm standing in the line to the pisser and this freakin' giant is in front of me. Dude must be 6'10" - 7'. When I get back to the drinking circle, where chubby's holding a second Jack and Diet, I tell 'em all about the tall fukker in the pisser line and I could see the urinal between his legs and was contemplating 5 holin' the dude. She moo's 'Are you gay?'
Jack Daniel's and Diet Coke - Pong - 03-21-2006
Just soda I perfer the DC because it's not as sweet but you gotta use reg. as a mixer. Liquor makes diet taste flat.
Jack Daniel's and Diet Coke - Bill - 03-21-2006
Why ruin a perfectly good drink by putting coke in it?
If you don't like the burn maybe you should switch to some pansey ass faggot drink like a bay breeze or maybe a peniscolada.
That is all.
ps. I did not misspell peniscolada.
Jack Daniel's and Diet Coke - Blueeyedwoman - 03-21-2006
Bill Wrote:Why ruin a perfectly good drink by putting coke in it?
If you don't like the burn maybe you should switch to some pansey ass faggot drink like a bay breeze or maybe a peniscolada.
That is all.
ps. I did not misspell peniscolada.
No, but you misspelled pansy.
Jack Daniel's and Diet Coke - Bill - 03-21-2006
Blueeyedwoman Wrote:No, but you misspelled pansy.
Do you really think I care? honestly?
ps. that dog dead yet?
Jack Daniel's and Diet Coke - leeman - 03-21-2006
1
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So this thaerd sucks ....
Jack Daniel's and Diet Coke - Blueeyedwoman - 03-21-2006
Bill Wrote:Do you really think I care? honestly?
ps. that dog dead yet?
My dog growls at the monitor every time you post. She hates you.
Jack Daniel's and Diet Coke - Bill - 03-21-2006
Blueeyedwoman Wrote:My dog growls at the monitor every time you post. She hates you.
I bet I could punt your dog over the tree in your front yard.
Jack Daniel's and Diet Coke - leeman - 03-21-2006
Bill Wrote:I bet I could punt your dog over the tree in your front yard.
I doubt it seriously ...
With all those bumps and crusts she would only stick to your foot ....
Jack Daniel's and Diet Coke - Blueeyedwoman - 03-21-2006
Bill Wrote:I bet I could punt your dog over the tree in your front yard.
And I bet she could bite your ankle so hard you'd squeal like a little girl.
Jack Daniel's and Diet Coke - Bill - 03-21-2006
Blueeyedwoman Wrote:And I bet she could bite your ankle so hard you'd squeal like a little girl.
Doubtfull, only spiders have that effect on me.
Jack Daniel's and Diet Coke - Blueeyedwoman - 03-21-2006
Bill Wrote:Doubtfull, only spiders have that effect on me.
Doubtful is misspelled.
Jack Daniel's and Diet Coke - Bill - 03-21-2006
Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Doubtful is misspelled.
If you hate my posts so much why do you continue to read them?
Jack Daniel's and Diet Coke - Blueeyedwoman - 03-21-2006
Bill Wrote:If you hate my posts so much why do you continue to read them?
My dog hates your posts. I love them.
Jack Daniel's and Diet Coke - Bill - 03-21-2006
Blueeyedwoman Wrote:My dog hates your posts. I love them.
You and your dog should come for a vist.