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Good Morning Fliends - cLaY - 02-13-2006
I had a less than epock weekend.
Friday night I played some poker. It sucked. I lost on a horrible hand. That gay Korean took me out with a 7-4. I almost punched him. He loaded the bong with some shit KBs that smelled like cat piss and made me feel like shit so I went home and jacked off.
Saturday I just took it easy. Watched KU fuck up Iowa State, got my toke on with some fliends. Me and the wifer went out to dinner. I ate so much I was sick. She was drunk before we left the restaruant. It was funny. We then went to this shit bowling alley and chilled with some fliends. I got drunk as fuck. We had to catch a ride home with some other peeps. I fingered my wife's vagina in the back seat, just like high school days. We then fucked in the living room when we got home. I mounted her on the piano. It was cool. I don't think i came, but I woke up on the couch with my dog laying on me.
Sunday was boring. I did my taxes. Less than eventful. chilled with my mom for a bit and gossiped a little.
how was everyone else?
Good Morning Fliends - paybacksare - 02-13-2006
We went house-hunting. It snowed a lot. I got two terrible headaches and was worthless Sat. and Sunday night.
I didn't do any drugs and didn't drink any alcohol, but that's not new.
I have a million things I need to do today and work is interfering.
Good Morning Fliends - Tribal Dragon - 02-13-2006
I've been working since Friday. No break. And, to top it off, I have a bad cold. ><
On call sux.
Good Morning Fliends - Bill - 02-13-2006
friday I worked at this chicks house...kind of good semaritan work.
Saturday, grouted the bathroom floor, prep'd everything for the snow, spent the afternoon drinking beer and playin with the kids. Saturday night, I was drunk. sat in the hot-tub with mrs bill while it snowed. I ended up licking her vag while shoving my dong down her throat.
Sunday. ate breakfast then delt with the snow all day.
Good Morning Fliends - cLaY - 02-13-2006
Bill Wrote:I ended up licking her vag while shoving my dong down her throat.
This is the line of the day. EPOCK use of the word "dong"
Good Morning Fliends - Bill - 02-13-2006
cLaY Wrote:This is the line of the day. EPOCK use of the word "dong"
it was da troof....I was able to bypass the tonsels and just directly deposit my load in her small intestine.
Good Morning Fliends - Anhil8tor - 02-13-2006
Friday.. went to my parents.. My pops fell ill so that sucked ass.
Saturday.. got called into work on my day off (s'up bill) that sucked ass. then had to go spend time with my sick father again. that sucked too..
sunday.. had to spend time with the in-laws b/c it was the wifes grandmothers birthday.. that sucked ass.
I hated this weeekend.
Good Morning Fliends - Blueeyedwoman - 02-13-2006
Friday went to see Firewall. It was pretty good. Ate dinner out with friends. I had fajitas.
Saturday, washed the Benz to a sweet shine, schmoozed with neighbors who played with my dog. Then went to see The Pink Panther with a girlfriend, came home, got on the computer, started drinking, kept drinking, got plant-my-face-on-the-keyboard drunk, got on the phone and yelled at Christy.
I have absolutely no idea what I said to her, and had to profusely apologize the next day.
Sunday chilled, shopped for new tennis socks, cooked. The fix-it man came to fix my dvd. He failed in his job and left without doing anything. Bitch.
Good Morning Fliends - Bill - 02-13-2006
Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Friday went to see Firewall. It was pretty good. Ate dinner out with friends. I had fajitas.
Saturday, washed the Benz to a sweet shine, schmoozed with neighbors who played with my dog. Then went to see The Pink Panther with a girlfriend, came home, got on the computer, started drinking, kept drinking, got plant-my-face-on-the-keyboard drunk, got on the phone and yelled at Christy.
I have absolutely no idea what I said to her, and had to profusely apologize the next day.
Sunday chilled, shopped for new tennis socks, cooked. The fix-it man came to fix my dvd. He failed in his job and left without doing anything. Bitch.
why pay to fix a dvd player?
Good Morning Fliends - Blueeyedwoman - 02-13-2006
Bill Wrote:why pay to fix a dvd player?
It's not really broken. It's really more like not working. There is a difference.
Good Morning Fliends - cLaY - 02-13-2006
i will fix your DVD player for a sandwhich and a reach around.
Good Morning Fliends - Bill - 02-13-2006
Blueeyedwoman Wrote:It's not really broken. It's really more like not working. There is a difference.
Not hooked up properly?
Did it work the suddenly stop working?
Good Morning Fliends - Blueeyedwoman - 02-13-2006
Bill Wrote:Not hooked up properly?
Did it work the suddenly stop working?
See here's the deal. When I had my playmate/Hefner party I pushed the tv back against the wall like maybe a foot and covered it up. I didn't unplug anything. After the party I pulled it back out (It's on a rolling cart) and both the tv and dvd woudln't work. My neighbor fiddled with it for an hour and got the tv working again, but not the dvd.
My other neighbor (fixit man) said that the dvd is actually working, but he couldn't get it to "switch over" from tv to dvd. There are fourteen hundred wires back there and it looks like a rat's nest to me. I dunno what to do except call the cable tv people.
Good Morning Fliends - cLaY - 02-13-2006
Blueeyedwoman Wrote:See here's the deal. When I had my playmate/Hefner party I pushed the tv back against the wall like maybe a foot and covered it up. I didn't unplug anything. After the party I pulled it back out (It's on a rolling cart) and both the tv and dvd woudln't work. My neighbor fiddled with it for an hour and got the tv working again, but not the dvd.
My other neighbor (fixit man) said that the dvd is actually working, but he couldn't get it to "switch over" from tv to dvd. There are fourteen hundred wires back there and it looks like a rat's nest to me. I dunno what to do except call the cable tv people.
Holy shit, you are dealing with retards. Advice, find someone with a clue, have them unhook everything and hook it all up again. It will work.
Good Morning Fliends - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 02-13-2006
Blueeyedwoman Wrote:See here's the deal. When I had my playmate/Hefner party I pushed the tv back against the wall like maybe a foot and covered it up. I didn't unplug anything. After the party I pulled it back out (It's on a rolling cart) and both the tv and dvd woudln't work. My neighbor fiddled with it for an hour and got the tv working again, but not the dvd.I wish I had a neighbor like you.
My other neighbor (fixit man) said that the dvd is actually working, but he couldn't get it to "switch over" from tv to dvd. There are fourteen hundred wires back there and it looks like a rat's nest to me. I dunno what to do except call the cable tv people.
Good Morning Fliends - Blueeyedwoman - 02-13-2006
cLaY Wrote:Holy shit, you are dealing with retards. Advice, find someone with a clue, have them unhook everything and hook it all up again. It will work.
Okay.
Good Morning Fliends - TomFoolery - 02-13-2006
Blueeyedwoman Wrote:See here's the deal. When I had my playmate/Hefner party I pushed the tv back against the wall like maybe a foot and covered it up. I didn't unplug anything. After the party I pulled it back out (It's on a rolling cart) and both the tv and dvd woudln't work. My neighbor fiddled with it for an hour and got the tv working again, but not the dvd.
My other neighbor (fixit man) said that the dvd is actually working, but he couldn't get it to "switch over" from tv to dvd. There are fourteen hundred wires back there and it looks like a rat's nest to me. I dunno what to do except call the cable tv people.
Buy me a plane ticket and I'll come out there and fix it for you free of charge. Oh, and try to schedule a weekend when you're not ovulating. Thanks.