I'll never understand women. - Printable Version

I'll never understand women. - Printable Version

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I'll never understand women. - Bill - 01-19-2006

So I'm laying in bed last night about 1:30. I had just woken up from a strange dream, which is odd in itself because I don't dream much. Anyway, I find myself extremely horney and ridged. So I'm thinking She's (mrs bill) always complaining how I never come-on to her. so I dive under the blanket and start kissing her belly then the thighs....just about then she smacks me on the back of the head and tells me to leave her alone.:blink:

I slept on my back the rest of the night.

I'll never understand women. - SanDog - 01-19-2006

You should have tugged it and dropped the seed on her dome.

I'll never understand women. - Bill - 01-19-2006

SanDog Wrote:You should have tugged it and dropped the seed on her dome.

I've already threatend to do this. She could care less.

I'll never understand women. - what? - 01-19-2006

Bill Wrote:I've already threatend to do this. She could care less.

I for one would like to hear the story after you tested her on this

I'll never understand women. - Bill - 01-19-2006

what? Wrote:I for one would like to hear the story after you tested her on this

A couple years back I dropped a load on her ass while she slept.....she didn't even blink an eye. So I tend to believe her.

I'll never understand women. - SanDog - 01-19-2006

Dood, you plant a tree in here hair and I guarantee she will get up. The first time she rolls over and it starts to smear around, and eventually her cheek is stuck to pillow....

She will get the message.

I'll never understand women. - what? - 01-19-2006

Bill Wrote:A couple years back I dropped a load on her ass while she slept.....she didn't even blink an eye. So I tend to believe her.

I don't think I've ever racked anything here, but I'll go ahead and rack that. nice work

I'll never understand women. - Bill - 01-19-2006

SanDog Wrote:Dood, you plant a tree in here hair and I guarantee she will get up. The first time she rolls over and it starts to smear around, and eventually her cheek is stuck to pillow....

She will get the message.

She washes her hair ever fucking morning anyway. But she and my wallet would be pissed if I left pecker tracks on the good pillow cases. I'll have to rotate them and wait for the oprotunity. If I mysteriously stop posting for over a week you'll know how it went.

I'll never understand women. - Bill - 01-19-2006

what? Wrote:I don't think I've ever racked anything here, but I'll go ahead and rack that. nice work

Thanks for letting me be your first?

I'll never understand women. - cLaY - 01-19-2006

i just shoot a load on my chest and wipe it up with my shirt. i can't masterbate in bed with my wife though, i can't get good visuals.

I'll never understand women. - what? - 01-19-2006

Bill Wrote:Thanks for letting me be your first?

I'll always remember you for that

unless I've already racked somebody else but forgot :S

I'll never understand women. - Bill - 01-19-2006

cLaY Wrote:i just shoot a load on my chest and wipe it up with my shirt. i can't masterbate in bed with my wife though, i can't get good visuals.

Most nights Mrs Bill sleeps nekkid. except when aunt flow is visiting.

I'll never understand women. - Bill - 01-19-2006

what? Wrote:I'll always remember you for that

unless I've already racked somebody else but forgot :S

We could go see broke back mountain together now.

I'll never understand women. - what? - 01-19-2006

Bill Wrote:We could go see broke back mountain together now.

but really, fag cowboys? what the fuck?

I'll never understand women. - SanDog - 01-19-2006

what? Wrote:but really, fag cowboys? what the fuck?

Yeah, it was all good when they were simply buggering the livestock when they needed a little farm loving. But man, sticking it to another dude? Now that is gorss!

I'll never understand women. - Bill - 01-19-2006

what? Wrote:but really, fag cowboys? what the fuck?

Yeah I think that goes against all the rules of nature. I think if there were real fag cowboys, there would be a rip in the fabic of time and life as we know it would cease to exist.

I'll never understand women. - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 01-19-2006

what? Wrote:I don't think I've ever racked anything here, but I'll go ahead and rack that. nice work

http://insanetrain.com/forums/showpost.php?p=311732&postcount=16

I'll never understand women. - Bill - 01-19-2006

Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:http://insanetrain.com/forums/showpost.php?p=311732&postcount=16

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always the brides maid never the bride.

I'll never understand women. - what? - 01-19-2006

Bill Wrote:(

always the brides maid never the bride.

well chances are I woulda forgotten it in a week anyway I guess. sorry.

still, dude deserved it. at least you'll always be number 2 :eat_shit:

I'll never understand women. - ntype - 01-20-2006

speaking of that, I once shocked some chick at work when I explained very calmy that every time I tried to create and categorise womens thus see some behavior pattern emerge and HOPING to understand how they behave and shit like that because right I've got no fucking clues and I feel like the second of the Exxon Valdez (captain was totally wasted) who didn't knew how to handle the supertanker and crashed it.

I am maybe a little bit wasted tonite