First your Teeth then your asshole?

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First your Teeth then your asshole? - Bill - 01-19-2006

Anus bleaching? Apparently now you can have the brown ring around your asshole lightened. I can understand that this would be $$$ with porn stars but why would the average chick care? I cringe to imagine a dood walking into a beauty salon and request that his asshole be whitened. ><

What the fuck is wrong with people?

First your Teeth then your asshole? - Vitamin E - 01-19-2006

I'd do it with one consideration. That none of my countless ass hairs would be affected. No man wants a skunk strip down his crack.

First your Teeth then your asshole? - cLaY - 01-19-2006

Vitamin E Wrote:I'd do it with one consideration. That none of my countless ass hairs would be affected. No man wants a skunk strip down his crack.

I think I'm gonna start getting my ass hair waxed. Shit makes pooping messy. I had a wad of TP the size of my fist stuck in my ass crack all day yesterday. Didn't notice until I took a shower last night.

First your Teeth then your asshole? - Bill - 01-19-2006

Vitamin E Wrote:I'd do it with one consideration. That none of my countless ass hairs would be affected. No man wants a skunk strip down his crack.

But could you be brazen enough to walkinto a salon and ask for an anus whitening?....I don't think I could do it bro.

First your Teeth then your asshole? - Vitamin E - 01-19-2006

Bill Wrote:But could you be brazen enough to walkinto a salon and ask for an anus whitening?....I don't think I could do it bro.

Surely you're joking. I could go on Sunday dressed as a nun in heels.

First your Teeth then your asshole? - Bill - 01-19-2006

Vitamin E Wrote:Surely you're joking. I could go on Sunday dressed as a nun in heels.

My lust for the cutie at the hair salon that I go to keeps me from being able to do so.

First your Teeth then your asshole? - Bill - 01-19-2006

cleanliness is next to godliness though.

First your Teeth then your asshole? - Bill - 01-19-2006

cLaY Wrote:I think I'm gonna start getting my ass hair waxed. Shit makes pooping messy. I had a wad of TP the size of my fist stuck in my ass crack all day yesterday. Didn't notice until I took a shower last night.

lazer hair removal...weird.

First your Teeth then your asshole? - ntype - 01-19-2006

Bill Wrote:lazer hair removal...weird.

it's laser, LASER. Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation

First your Teeth then your asshole? - Bill - 01-19-2006

ntype Wrote:it's laser, LASER. Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation

First your Teeth then your asshole? - ntype - 01-19-2006

Bill Wrote:ok

you may think that I'm mean towards you but I kinda think that you are a cool dude.

First your Teeth then your asshole? - Bill - 01-19-2006

ntype Wrote:you may think that I'm mean towards you but I kinda think that you are a cool dude.

I'd bleach your asshole with my seamen.

First your Teeth then your asshole? - ntype - 01-19-2006

Bill Wrote:I'd bleach your asshole with my seamen.

calm down cow-boy I was expressing some brotherly affection over there.

First your Teeth then your asshole? - Bill - 01-19-2006

ntype Wrote:calm down cow-boy I was expressing some brotherly affection over there.

Damn I was hoping we could cuddle and watch broke back mountain.

First your Teeth then your asshole? - ntype - 01-19-2006

Bill Wrote:Damn I was hoping we could cuddle and watch broke back mountain.

You should ask 8 he's always in for new experiments and if he's a little bit reluctant give him MsBill dirty underwears he will even dance for you after that.

(ps : 8 no mean to you here)

First your Teeth then your asshole? - SanDog - 01-19-2006

My mom always said girls liked this order reversed.

First your Teeth then your asshole? - what? - 01-19-2006

Bill Wrote:Damn I was hoping we could cuddle and watch broke back mountain.

the missus wanted me to go see that with her. then I find out yesterday it's about a coupla fag cowboys. are you fucking kidding me?

First your Teeth then your asshole? - Bill - 01-19-2006

what? Wrote:the missus wanted me to go see that with her. then I find out yesterday it's about a coupla fag cowboys. are you fucking kidding me?

No. it's really about a couple of fag cowboys.

First your Teeth then your asshole? - SanDog - 01-19-2006

Jake soooooo cute.

First your Teeth then your asshole? - what? - 01-19-2006

Bill Wrote:No. it's really about a couple of fag cowboys.

and they said there were no more original ideas in hollywood :mellow:

or is it a re-make?